What a Damn Zoob

People often wonder what it means to be a Zoob. The definition of a Zoob is both simple and complicated. The great trifecta of Inspiration, Passion, and Humor are a Zoob's muse. For a Zoob, "God is a DJ and life is a dance floor". Others are very envious of a Zoob because happiness is abundant. This is only possible because a Zoob's world glimmers with imagination, where she immerses herself in the various cultures and peoples. A child at heart, laughter is both a Zoob's weakness and strength. Join me on this journey as I continue to define a Zoob through these many sights and adventures.

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The Fault In Our Carbs

I fell in love with the way you eat wings: slowly, and then all at once

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11 Tony Wins

I wanted to listen to the Hamilton soundtrack this morning in honor of all their Tony wins but my wife decided that it was too early in the morning for me to cry.

She was right. Crying is more of a nighttime activity for me.

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Getting Ready

This morning my wife was plucking her eyebrows as I was applying Shea Butter lotion to my body. I noticed that every time she would hurt herself while tweezing, instead of saying “ouch” like a normal person, she would scream “hot hot hot!”

When I asked her why she did that she pinned me down and plucked my arm hair. It didn’t really hurt that much due to the lotion I applied prior to this attack. However, I now have a weird bald spot on my left arm as a result. Not that I’m complaining. Later she explained that screaming “hot” reminded her of how her eyebrows will look after all the plucking pain was over. 

I have to admit that as a man I will never understand these womanly things and why my wife insists on putting herself through the pain but her eyebrows were really hot. 

And now a poem about my wife’s eyebrows:

Wide and then narrow

The ends like the beak of a sparrow

Your eyes are the window to your soul

And your brows the dagger to my heart that you stole

Either way, my wife has a good point. When you’re working on something in terms of improvement, don’t think of the pain but rather the result. Make that your mantra– hot hot hot!

Excuse me, I have to go put some Neosporin on my arm’s bald spot. 

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[weallheartonedirection]

I wouldn’t let David electrocute himself so I’m the asshole

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[beylenciaga]

world stop… carry on.

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“I was like what if we got married tomorrow? And she was like…”

“Fine.”

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[trashboatdax]

This was undoubtedly the best one.

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Christina Ricci, who as a child famously portrayed Wednesday Addams, dressed up as Morticia Addams…

[megan15]

YOOOOOO

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

Or is she Wednesday Addams who grew up and started dressing like her mom?

[dynastylnoire]

^

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I fucking NEED a new Adams family movie. NOW

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