Zwicky Sarkozy

Philosophy is just another way of explaining to your mother that being 'less fat' is not the same as being 'thin'.

[mrchompers]

[dannyletsbang]

You’re Sad and I want to Lighten the Mood But I Don’t Want to Accidentally Disrespect Your Feelings a novel 

[dreammaker-heartbreaker]

You’re Sad but I’m a Lousy Friend and I Never Know What To Say To Cheer You Up At Times Like This I Am So Sorry the sequel

[hetships-deactivated20200310]

You’re Happy Now but I Still Feel Bad for Not Helping You Through Bad Spots the trilogy

[brendanyuki]

Staff be like 

[zwickysarkozy]

When a game of Escape Goat turns into a game of Escape Goatse.  (*) http://www.playescapegoat.com/ [srsly though, this game is actually kiff]

[zwickysarkozy]

omg so I'm not the only person who does this? and yes, i base my personal ethics on the good guy greg meme. 

[zwickysarkozy]

Can't tell if Wes Anderson movie, or Pinterest board. 

Seriously though.

[memeimfirst]

Maurice Merleau Ponty

[zwickysarkozy]

Somebody's been sipping on too many thought-bombs. Also, I now understand why my parents named our white rabbit "Maurice Merleau-Ponty". 

[gothteen]

omfg

[zwickysarkozy]

Funny, I think I recall being told the same thing once the roofies wore off. 

[supjrs]

[zwickysarkozy]

Einstein + therapist. 

[musicforthemisplaced-blog]

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Martha & The Vandellas // Nowhere To Run

[countolafarchive]

[elizabitchtaylor-deactivated202]

Dat hectic, political lol

If the point of the Big Bang Theory was to show that male nerds can be just as sexist as male jocks then well done I guess

[operattack]

Some of Cher’s greatest hits on Twitter.

[akraticwolf]

He is the Dude. His rumpled look and relaxed manner suggest a man in whom casualness runs deep. 

[mister-boob]

[zwickysarkozy]

This is sick and disturbing and wonderful all at the same time. Thank you internet for once again being so fucking weird. 

Click here for the video demonstration. 

[saltriverjordan]

Arthur Miller on the writing of his play, Death of a Salesman. 

"Above all, perhaps, the image of a need greater than hunger or sex or thirst, a need to leave a thumbprint somewhere on the world. A need for immortality, and by admitting it, the knowing that one has carefully inscribed one’s name on a cake of ice on a hot July day."

[nevver]

Gabriel García Márquez, RIP