"Curse you Buzz Lightyear!"

RP blog for Zurg

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Busy with some stuff.

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nxtamxnster:

INDEPENDENT & SEMI-SELECTIVE Mr.Hyde from OUAT 6+ years RP experience, Mun and muse 21+

                                          [Written by Leh | Z]

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I’m a little busy, so I’ll reply u guys asp

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"Yeah, sure. You go ahead, melt him with your scary laser."

TOY STORY SENTENCE STARTERS (PT. I)

“How many times we have to go through this? It’s not a scary laser ... It’s THE HYPER DEATH RAY!”

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diabolisflore:

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“ evil emperor? ” the two words left quivering lips. it wasn’t that she was scared or anything, oh no. it was more like she was having a hard time trying not to laugh.

“ uh, no offense sir but … ” she couldn’t help but crack an amused smile, just a small one, “ i believe halloween ended just two days ago … ”

“Yes, that’s me, the evil emperor Zurg! ”Zurg never saw someone laughing at him, then in his point of view this woman was really scared, and it was good.

" ... What is that halloween ? " Zurg wasn’t a human, and never lived on planet Earth, so he had no idea “Is that a code ?”

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mysterie-muses:

@zxrg​ ♡’d for a starter with Kotoko!

❛ pfft-! What are you wearing? You look like some lame super villain. Tots not adorbs. ❜

“What do you mean with lame super villains? IT’S EVIL EMPEROR ZURG FOR YOU! adorbs? I’m not made to be adorbs, I'm so evil, I just gave myself chills. ”

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three word starters.

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cursorium:

❛ please don’t go. ❜ ❛ don’t turn around. ❜ ❛ eat my dust. ❜ ❛ suck my ass. ❜ ❛ what’s for dinner? ❜ ❛ drunk i’m not. ❜ ❛ where’s your coat? ❜ ❛ bring some beers. ❜ ❛ are you home? ❜ ❛ say my name. ❜ ❛ i can’t go.❜ ❛ i’d like none. ❜ ❛ well fuck me. ❜ ❛ are you sick? ❜ ❛ i’m freezing cold. ❜ ❛ you’re all wet. ❜ ❛ are you drunk? ❜ ❛ don’t look back. ❜ ❛ it says ‘positive’.❜ ❛ run far away.❜ ❛ you are screwed. ❜ ❛ damn it’s hot. ❜ ❛ get here easily? ❜ ❛ don’t touch me. ❜ ❛ it’s cold out. ❜ ❛ just leave me. ❜ ❛ i like you. ❜ ❛ talk to me. ❜

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when people say they want to rp with me

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Reblog this if I have permission to come into your askbox IC at any point if my muse has a question for yours.

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musesgonnamuse:

your muse is allowed to underestimate my muse 

your muse is allowed to disrespect my muse

your muse is allowed to provoke my muse

your muse is allowed to be a little asshole to my muse

and more – !!

So long as you, the mun, understand the consequences of your muse ticking off my muse your muse is allowed to be not nice to mine. Confrontation can be interesting and fun to rp! I welcome it! While you, the mun, should know better than to provoke my muse your muse might not and that’s okay! Mun does not equal muse and vice versa. When your muse provokes mine, disrespects mine, underestimates mine, I am trusting that even if your muse doesn’t know the consequences that you, the other mun, understand there are repercussions for your muse being an asshole.

you want your muse to be an ass to mine? that’s fine – just don’t whine when your muse doesn’t come out of it unscathed. 

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thenatsdorf:

Big cat Halloween at Big Cat Rescue [full video]

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Sorry

All this time my askbox had a tiny little problem...But It is fixed now.

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‘Star Drunk,’ a film by drunk people

still not the dumbest thing i’ve ever made

i’m not sure if this counts as practice drawing them

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Zurg and Z’s ... Wait... Is the Buzz and Zurg game actually Dark Souls ? Hahaha

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Thanks for the tears… Again… Fuck that background I’m crying hahaha

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Send me a headcanon about my muse and I'll agree/disagree.

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dcminatiion:

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“ of course I’ve my own, but let’s just say that I need a new one, I want to make a HYPER DYPER DEATH RAY ! “ Zurg said, indeed he had his own atomic bomb, he had a hyper death ray, but he loved death rays, he had a super death ray and then a hyper death ray, now, now he wants a hyper dyper death ray, as he called it “So c’mon give me one atomic bomb and I let you press the button for the new HYPER DYPER DEATH RAY… ONE TIME!”

     — “YOU REALLY AUGHT to get more creative with your death ray names, zurg. I swear You’re gonna get them mixed up one day.” red eyes roll at the offer, it was definitely tempting. “Ugh..fine. But you’re gonna owe me..if I even have one.. I gotta check.”

"No! I'll not! It's easy, death ray, super death ray, hyper death ray and now ... THE HYPER DYPER DEATH RAY! "He said, exaggeratedly higher, but then he seemed to get a little tantrum like a child, crossing his arms “What do you mean you gotta check? Don’t you have an inventory? You really need to check? Ah. my....”