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“Naruto would lock Sasuke in his basement.” Please stop saying that shit and meaning it💀

Naruto wouldn’t do something that would make Sasuke unhappy. Sasuke spends the whole story constantly having his autonomy under threat, so whhhhhyyyy would Naruto do to Sasuke the same thing he condemns other characters for doing? He also makes peace with Sasuke leaving again at the end of the manga.

And it's crazy bc Naruto is already enough of a freak without you having to add stuff🥴 he literally went feral bc orochimaru said, “My Sasuke”

#naruto come quick they’re misinterpreting your character again and im scared #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sns

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waaait Sasuke's ear being fucking gigantic is killing me

#ik his ass can hear everything #its not in proper proportion with his head at all #naruto #sasuke uchiha

Somebody come shoot me

#ACTUAL shit from a butt #naruto

How much you wanna bet that they’re NOT gonna cast blasian people for the the cloud ninja in the Naruto live action movies?

#I don’t put the potential snubbing of black ppl past anyone.#naruto #naruto live action

Never had high hope for the Naruto live action movie to begin with but my brother just looked me dead in the face and said “it’s probably gonna be like the first live action avatar movie”……..like yeah…..that’s a real possibility. That’s 100% going to happen 😟

#pack the whole franchise up atp #naruto uzumaki #naruto #naruto movie

Never let them tell you that Sasuke is more of a brat than Naruto. Never….

Sasuke has bratty tendencies Naruto is an actual brat. Who pouts and pokes out his lip when he doesn’t get this way? Who’s the fucking sass master? Who loves to make snippy ass comments? Who intentionally fucks with people to piss them off and get their attention?

NARUTO MARIE-ANN UZUMAKI

Naruto literally spends the whole war arc going “I hate when you boss me around Sasuke. I’ll do it but not because you told me to.” KNOWING DAMN WELL HE LIKEs SASUKE BEING BOSSY💀 bro just wants to be difficult out of pure love for the game

#don’t let them rewrite history we are losing the ancient teachings #naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #if Sasuke was a brat he STILL wouldn’t be on Naruto’s level #random naruto thoughts

Sasuke and Naruto would be each other’s leitmotif’s, like heartache in asgore style

#naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #random naruto thoughts #sns

Clicked on someone’s profile and tumblr gave me an ad break…..I’ll delete this fucking app. Tumblr is getting way to fawking big for their breeches, who tf they feeling like?🤨

#first the ball shaving ads now this 😔

Naruto you would love painting your face like kiss

#naruto #naruto uzumaki

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OH MY GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP

#this is so fucking real

Hi have you seen the new boruto chapter that SS fans seem to love so much (Sakura mentions Itachi among other things), do you find this OOC?

I don't keep up with Boruto, so I don't really have anything of substance to say. Saw a few panels on Twitter, though, and they were really embarrassing on saukra's behalf, so it's no wonder ss fans like it

#naruto #ask #reply

Genuinely there needs be a law that requires Naruto fans to re-read the manga at least twice a year, page by page, a to z, cover to cover. And if the government finds out you’re not doing your mandated reading not only are barred from ever posting about Naruto again, but you’re publicly executed as well.

I think that could go us some good.

#lmao bc some of the stuff I read from some of yall are crazy #sometimes I just wanna tell them “you literally just made that up #🥴#I promise it’s okay to brush up on the source material #naruto #random naruto thoughts

Naruto that one time