Brielle Janae

Have a great day. xxx

[words-of-emotion]

Don’t allow confused people to waste your time.

https://twitter.com/goodquoteco (via words-of-emotion)

Click here for more quotes

(via kushandwizdom)

[p-a-r-a-n-0-i-d]

[spyro2-deactivated20170402]

[srsfunny]

Friendly Polar Bear

[shinsoushair-deactivated2020122]

Burrowing Owl Appreciation Post

70% Leg, 30% Anger

30% Leg, 70% Seduction

30% Leg, 70% Determination

[spyro2-deactivated20170402]

[ryuko-archive]

don’t trust people who are friends with people who have mistreated you in the past

[cozyqueen]

9/10 they’ve already talked about it behind ur back n agreed u were “overreacting”

[codeinequeeeen-deactivated20161]

IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[yallstillhere]

Getting home safely

[pettyrevenge]

I live in a small suburban neighborhood. It’s fairly quiet, lots of families, decent but small yards. My next door neighbor built a fire pit in his back yard for weekend bonfire/beer parties with his friends. Not a huge deal right? No this thing has a 4 foot radius and is about 15 ft from my house. Still not a huge deal, until he loads the pit up so there’s a huge pile of brush and wood 4 ft high which then makes a giant fire. I’m always worried these drunk asses will set my house on fire and have asked them several times to just not make their fire so huge (the flames lick the power lines running to my house so these flames are up like 20 ft). I could technically call the cops or fire department on them but I got petty as fuck instead.

I had a bunch of leftover firecrackers from July 4th. I made about 8 nice little bundles and put them in plastic baggies. I then snuck into his yard in the middle of the night and buried the baggies in the fire pits dirt. 1 month later I see them gathering for another bud lite fueled fire and I wait. Half and hour later I hear firecrackers going off and see one of them dive to the ground. Because of how I buried them they kept going off every 15-20 minutes confusing the shit out of them. They kept checking their wood pile as if there was something wrong with the fire wood.

Haven’t had a bonfire since then and that was almost a year ago…

[onlytwitterpics]

[wolfsteps]

I hope your day is as good as my ass 

[fistinginferno]

jack black is literally the only human that never needs any context for me. I could see him going anywhere and doing anything. like if i got abducted by aliens and saw him just wandering around the spaceship putting bugle chips on his fingers to make it look like he has claws i would be like ‘that’s some classic jack black right there’ and not even question it

[chelseaperetti]

[suicide-is-my-father]

[zeroenthusiasm]

[t-h-u-g-l-i-f-e]

[jigglypuffsvevo]