up up & away.

here is the deepest secret nobody knows (here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide) and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart - e.e. cummings

[raicheando]

[carlosbaila-deactivated20200503]

[methhomework-deactivated2014032]

is this allowed

[realitytvgifs]

[thatfunnyblog]

i hope this wins an emmy

[derpiana]

[trinidemgirlz]

[theefaultinmyblog-blog]

this is the dopest thing I’ve ever seen

[debonairgotjuice-deactivated201]

Never NOT reblog

[youngblackandtwentysomething]

Slay everybody.

[edencarter]

Just found my religion

[whatsnextapollo]

In the movie The Santa Clause, one becomes Santa by putting on the red coat after the death of the previous Santa. Even ignoring how morbid this premise is on its own, it’s possible that there’s another even darker level to the story. When Scott Calvin shows up at the North Pole as the new Santa, not only do the elves not appear surprised, they seem happy to see him and not at all upset about the Santa he replaced. And furthermore, at the very beginning of the movie, we see an elf standing with a crowd of children outside a toy store near Scott’s house. Why would she already be there if she didn’t have some sort of prior knowledge of what was going to occur? This leaves me no choice but to conclude that the elves not only hated the previous Santa but actually orchestrated his demise.

tl;dr: In The Santa Clause, the elves totally murdered the previous Santa.

[whatsnextapollo]

Update: In The Santa Clause 2, the Easter Bunny says kids are 86% happier since Scott became Santa.  86%.  Clearly, the last Santa was so terrible, the elves had to off him.

Also, according to The Santa Clause 2, Santa has to be married in order to remain Santa, which means that the previous Santa must have been married - but there’s no Mrs. Clause around when Scott gets to the North Pole.  What happened to her?

And finally, I think this raises some pretty serious questions about Bernard’s sudden disappearance in between The Santa Clause 2 and 3.  Just how badly did Curtis want to be Head Elf?

Just how many people have the elves murdered?  Clearly those rosy cheeks and innocent, childlike faces are hiding some pretty dark secrets.

[pterodactuality]

i love giant squid documentaries bc they’re always like “it’s just so big but we just… can’t fuckign f ind it??? ? where is this fucking squid? ? ? ?? ???”

[gifsboom]

[thingsilearnedfromsatc]

[incorrectsnicketquotes]

Every box of raisins is a tragic tale of grapes that could have been wine.

Count Olaf, The Bad Beginning (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

[roccobears]

this is like something out of parks and rec

[staked]

[iam-theuniverse]

Missy got it right

[justablueumbrella]

[veryfunnymemes]

[mysharona1987]

[witty-remarks]

I can’t remember if I’ve already reblogged this, but this is important.

[small-town-equestrian]

so i’ve been taking photos for quite some time now but this

is quite possibly

my fAVORITE PICTURE EVER

[itsjustinyourwildestdreams]

2014 vs 2015

Taylor you’re doing this on purpose?! It’s almost the same look girl!

[nahitsbecky]

breaking news: taylor swift owns a washing machine and decided to wear a pair of shorts for a second time a year later

[youmighthavehim]

say that louder please