this sorrow's heavenly

can you not

[torracat]

Do u ever have an inside joke with urself

[reactionfaces]

THIS IS A CALL OUT POST FOR BUBBLE BUDDY

BUBBLE BUDDY: - POISONED OUR WATER SUPPLY - BURNED OUR CROPS - DELIVERED A PLAGUE ONTO OUR HOUSES

[mushoku]

HE DID!?!?

[reactionfaces]

NO… BUT ARE WE GONNA WAIT AROUND UNTIL HE DOES!?

[chubbyarcanine]

I know this is a parody but I feel as if this is just a super meta post on how callout culture works on this site

[hellyeahrihannafenty]

Tom Holland does Rihanna’s “Umbrella” on Lip Sync Battle

[dr0wnedperfectionist]

I’m literally zendaya reacting like he didn’t have to go that hard and yet..

[tylha]

i don’t normally write on the walls, but i was getting pretty pissed. like, who the fuck says i can’t be smart and have sex at the same time? i could literally get eaten out and recite the quadratic formula if i damn well please.

[anachronisch]

!!!

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me giving my pet chihuahua two kisses: chimuahmuah

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

sorry that it didnt make you chihaha

[mayflydecember]

@m0rdecaw

[-lucy-cameron-]

Me: I don't have the energy for this

Someone: For what?

Me: *gestures vaguely*

[onlytwitterpics]

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[milkeu]

puppy mood board

[animejebbush]

me whenever anybody says that they like me/that i’m their friend

[oozmart]

[marylikesstuff]

Hey, remember that one time on Phineas and Ferb when Doofenshmirtz’s daughter and her friends (who were all allergic to bee stings) were almost attacked by bees?

But then Doof jumped in the way screaming “YOU LEAVE MY BABY GIRL ALONE!!”

And then proceeded to

pour honey all over himself

to lead the bees away

and jumped into a river? All to protect his daughter?

A+ dad right there.

[shut-up-hippie]

say what you will about his being a villain but he’s probably the best-written villain out there.

[morbidmanatee]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I want him to be my Evil Science Dad

[rohgoreihgiorefdhgirehgreihg-de]

[loosesealbluths]

[crapaccino-deactivated20141226]

HAHA WOW I JUST WON A YEAR SUPPLY OF CALENDARS 

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

isnt that just one calendar 

[weavemama]

kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level

[weavemama]

reblog happy kermit for a full month of good luck 

[perpetualevil]