you almost make me believe in luck.

you almost make me believe in miracles. toby-25-he/they my interests fluctuate rapidly. batman, merlin, star trek, and witcher mostly.

[yooo-lets-go]

So curious how you'd depict the Boys™️ in civilian clothes/streetwear; who has the most drip and who should be banned from public spaces for crimes against fashion?? 🤔

Uhh

Nevermind

[what-even-is-thiss]

Where’s the YA protagonist teen girl and her two boyfriends that are supposed to save us from this mess anyways

[what-even-is-thiss]

The dystopia books lied. The teen throuples aren’t coming to save us.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Save me teen dystopia love triangle

[what-even-is-thiss]

Teen dystopia love triangle save me

[cryptotheism]

Ripley's just fuck off and get out of here

[cryptotheism]

Ripley's I'm tired of explaining this shit to you

[cryptotheism]

Ripley's you know what? Whatever.

[cryptotheism]

[somewhatlargerobot]

Visit Original Link

[headspace-hotel]

it is so fucking sad to find a cool fanartist on here and then see that their last post was from like 2018 and they were announcing that they were moving to Twitter.

It's like being a space colonist and finding a little abandoned space cottage and there's a diary in it and the last entry is like "i have now gone to seek a better life on [name of planet that got overtaken by axe-wielding octopi that feed on human blood]"

[roxey]

my favorite genre of post. if only I could find more

[battenna]

does this one count

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

BORN TO IGNORE NOTIFICATIONS MEMORY IS A FUCK ショートメール Forget them all 2025 I am didn't reply man 454 157 892 348 UNREAD MESSAGES

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[alikunsblog]

I need more nightwing in my jacket.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

[tylha]

if i could eat my own pussy i don’t think i would ever leave my house

[notecardpasta]

I think when you correctly identify a trauma that is the base of a woe of yours it should just disappear. It should be like "aaahh. you got me" and vanish and leave 100 dollars behind

[countthelions]

#if you line up several neuroses and identify the interlocking connections between them they should all vanish like clearing a line in tetris (via @karliahs)

[suigintou]

lets see paul allens labubu

[sippy-blue]

how did you light the cigar if you're blind and also an infant

Answer:I  come from a family of wealth. It’s basically the first thing we learn…

[sailorsally]

the thing about captain america the first avenger is that it tries really hard to sell the idea of Bucky being a macho womanizer. Too bad they cast Sebastian Stan, the master of sad longing gazes you'd normally only ever see in eastern european gay porn.

[stantanly]

i tried