This might be the funniest shit I've ever seen
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This might be the funniest shit I've ever seen
Me: Im not trans. Im not a boy. :(
Also me to my transmasc server of friends:
I need yall to kidnap me (consensually).
You guys can use me and pass me around.
Tie me down and apply the t gel down there, cooing at me and telling me “It won’t make you masculine. No no no. It’s just making you a cute soft boy.” And I finally learn why you guys get so horny.
Hold me down as a couple of you cut my long hair. I cry and cry, but you all continue to say “It’s ok, it’s ok. Good boy. You’ll look so cute and pretty after this. It’s ok, kitty.” Make me run my hand through my shortened hair, my tears no longer worried about how ugly I look but instead from release of finally being able to run my hands through my own short hair.
Help me learn how to put on a binder. Give me a crop top with dirty words I’d never say aloud. Put me in a skirt, tell me I’m a good boy.
No. You take off the skirt and crop top, just the binder. Instead, you put a strap on on me. My face and ears all red.
How would it work if most of us are subs? Some of us are switches? You just tell me how good I’m being, letting another tboy suck my cock. Encouraging us both. I can’t feel it, in my body, but I can feel it. In my mind. Fuck, my dick is so sensitive.
Teach me how to penetrate. How to be a good boy. I’m nervous and feel weird because I’m not a top, I’m not a dom. But you keep encouraging me over and over again, and I need to be a good kitty.
When it’s all over, we clean up…
And then get in pajamas and have a guys night. Video games. Board games. Card games. Movies. Talking. Like guys do.
Maybe end the night off with a giant tboy cuddlepile. 🐾
How To Suck Roid Clit and Tdick Like A 6Gal Bauer ShopVac
So I'm a trans man and I fucking love trans men and they love fucking me. I minored in t4t gay sex in college and giving head has always came very naturally to me as a specialty, administering orgasms has never been an issue but a lot of people have difficulty figuring tdick out after going on testosterone or figuring themselves out and don't know how to get dudes to pop off which is tragic to me. Plus we don't really have like... sex ed about how to do that so it's not like you can pick up a book. But that's what you have me for. If you suck at giving head I'm gonna teach you how to suck the rest of someone's life away.
So everyone is different, growth might look different on different people and sometimes you'll have somebody who has difficulty popping off just cause of weird nerve endings, obviously listen to what your partner tells you and what works for them because they're going to know better. I've been around with a lot of different men and this is just what's worked for me, if you try it and its TERRIBLE then don't think you're broken or whatever, our willies are just as diverse as we are :)
Generally though tdick kind of resembles a tiny penis especially when you've been on T for a long time. Personally I've been on T for five years and have a 2 inch monster and you can kind of see where the head would be vs the foreskin or whatever. Like my favorite analogy is that it looks like a .45 caliber bullet because that's what my dick looks like when I'm looking down, lol.
Like the cap on the bullet would be the "head" and the cartridge casing is the length of the thing. Like on a guy's dick idk if anybody is getting tdick circumcized so when he's soft the skin will come up and guard the head/clit part because it's sensitive, you're going to want to find the head and kind of gently push past the skin with your tongue or your finger. Like get it on the head because largely that's the most sensitive part of his dick. when it gets bigger it kind of gets less sensitive, and you can't just rub the whole thing like on a clit off testosterone, uniform pressure might not always work. So keep your finger on the pulse, lol.
The simplest motion tht you can do, like a good part to lick on is right where the head meets the rest of his dick. There's almost a seam, kind of like on that bullet. Just rub in little circles with your tongue. Start gentle, gauge his reaction, and then go a little harder or a little faster. Also stay in one place once you get into a groove, the more you rub on one spot the more sensitive and the better it will feel.
On the very APEX tip of his dick is where most of the nerves are bundled it's going to be the most sensitive, so if you want to make him jump or if he's not very sensitive rub there, lol.
Also, once you get that down, you can suck too! You want to make a seal with your lips around his dick, almost like you're pulling on a cigarette, or like you're sucking your lips on a peach to keep the juices from falling out. This intensifies it if his dick is not sensitive and keeps it in one place if he has a big dick.
If he likes penetration fingering him at the same time is not a bad idea either.
Also, mind the teeth, lol.
anybody wanna lightly kiss my tip over my underwear til im soaking thru and desperately pushing your face down towards my dick. ill beg you to just suck me already but we both know how much i love being denied
getting head but they treat your tcock like a cis one. suck on the head before swallowing down on the rest, bobbing their head like it’s real blow job, telling you how big it’s gotten, maybe you’ll be big enough to fuck them soon….
need me a partner who thinks it’s endearing when i meow at them
forcemasc where you force a "bottom" to top except I can't
like not physically, I work out every day and I've got good stamina, but mentally/emotionally
being on top of you, desperately thrusting into you just like you taught me to make you feel so good, but im crying and whimpering
the forcemasc tag has been just floating around on my dash for the past few days and i was confused why cause i never Interacted with this kinda stuff before so i finally check the tag out of pure confusion and curiosity and ended up nearly crying with trans joy over how many people find trans bodies beautiful and DESIRABLE!!!!!! t4t love is so so beautiful i love you trans people idc how weird this is by society standards i hope you never stop i love you all so so much
ok does anyone fuck w the slip ??
he/it click for full pics 🎉🎉
now that i’ve somewhat settled into the college lifestyle, i wanna share just how much I’ve been craving to be touched and fucked by two people at once.
having my legs and arms tied back in rope, physically unable to resist or even close my legs while two doms finger me, eat me out, hold a toy against me.
i wanna be so overstimulated that im sweating, pink in the face, and about to pass out from exhaustion.
sure i could’ve used my safe word but i knew i didn’t want to, i’d take it like a good boy even if i was slouched over and in tears
putting your fingers in/on someone and testing out different pet names, seeing what makes them clench or throb and teasing them about it