000: THE STATIC

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Noo!! That cliffhanger!! -- @silver-shock

Sorry to leave you on that dal. The crews scattered and I can only talk for Aiden and myself but we're laying low. There should be some updates soon

- Anarchy xx

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Is straight up saying 'Oooooh the static' an acceptable pronunciation? -Rebel Bird

We actually just got another transmission just like that and the coyote crew is in full support that the longer and louder the “OOOOOOOHH” the better

~Sunshine

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hey, it’s butterfly knife here, just a city joy who heard ur broadcasts and is wondering when ur active. keep on doing the good worm

We send out new signals every other Friday so keep your radios tuned in!

~Sunshine

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Hey, I’m Afterparty Lullaby! I can play ukulele, sing, and I can do a mean hot cross buns on the recorder if anyone’s looking for any of those!

I can struggle through the recorder too, so maybe we can get a few more people and have a mean quartet of rock and roll recorder players

~Sunshine

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Hello, fellow 'Joys. Me and my little crew, the Gasoline Fire Ghosts, are looking for a place to settle down for a while. There's just three of us so it doesn't need to be huge or anything. We're hoping to set something up so we can help other Killjoys deal with trauma and the like. If anyone knows of a place, we'd really appreciate the help.

if you’re crusin down route guano in zone 4 you can take that big turn off next to action cat alley and that road wil lead you to coyote crew HQ. Feel free to hole up there for a minute because the Coyote Crew is gonna be in Bat City for a minute. If you make around to our HQ give Banshee’s little succulent plant some water, we might not be back for awhile

~Sunshine

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how do yall say 000 the static? is it triple oh? is it zero zero zero? is it triple zero? is it oh oh oh?????

The members of the coyote crew say it like “triple oh the static” but some zone runners say “Triple zero the static” but any way you wanna dice it is good

~Sunshine

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The Zones never stop giving! Its the coyote Crew up and at it once again dishing out the best news in the zones. We’re also taking a trip to Bat City making this road show city bound baby! A special thanks to our friends Hallie and Kat for lending their voices to Death Harmonic and Triplicate again. If you like the way their voices sound to your ears you can check them out on twitter at @chemicalfancast

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is..... gay danger a good name.... cuz its growing on me like goddamn bamboo

if you like it then its a good name, let that shit grow roots and bloom.

~Sunshine

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we’re comin’ at you live Killjoys! Me and Ararchy took the mic to give you listeners the low down on our little coyote crew family vacation.

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are you on spotify please tell me you're on spotify i want to die and to pierce my nipples but i really really want this to be on spotify

sorry ace, but no die. Spotify keeps shutting us down because of copyright issues (damn BLI and their reach), but you can catch us on Apple podcasts or the app Stitcher both are a free download on any smart device

~Sunshine

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Hey, I have a violin if you need that for the band

yesssss, We’d love to hear some punk rock violin ripplin across the zones

~Sunshine

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Uhm I'm Helium Halo and I can play the kazoo for anyone's band if they want me :)

the only thing more important than a kazoo in a band, is a cow bell. because you always need more cow bell

~Sunshine

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I'm stuck on what name I wanna have, I'm thinking sweetheart something but I dunno what I want the something to be. any suggestions?

Well, my tired and tru way of finding a killjoy name is you start with a gay word, and I’d say sweetheart works well here, then you pair it with a dangerous word. Maybe dynamite? killer? Thief?

~Sunshine

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Hello pls look at this jacket I made :D

Total sweetness my dude! You got one of the most rockin’ jackets I’ve seen roamin’ the zones

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the name's adrenaline threat, heard you were looking for musicians. i've got an old saxophone i can break out if you're interested.

yes, we’d love to hear a jam session from some zones exclusive artists. If any of you crash queens out there got a gig goin’ you know where to find a saxophonist

~Sunshine 

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Howdy! quick ooc question, if one was thinking of submitting some poetry would they send it in text form or would an audio recording work too?

if you’re wanting your poetic master piece to end up in one of our broadcast either works, but send it to our email at [email protected]. but if you’re just wanting to send it so all can enjoy, again either works, but drop it in our submissions box here.

~sunshine

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ya boi starfall found a puppy runnin about in the desert last night he had a blind collar on im assuming someone from the city set him loose in hopes that hell have a better life tags say his names remmy he isnt well trained yet but im gonna do my best to protect this lil guy and give him the life he deserves, the one his owner hoped he would find if any joys have spare puppy chow ya wouldnt mind givin up it'd be appreciated (and youll get a bonus of gettin to play with this sweet boy) -starfall

come on now ‘joys, im sure there’s somebody out there who can help this good boy out!

~Sunshine