✮ HIGH-RISK ﹠ HIGH-REWARD.ᐟ

——  𝓑𝐎𝐑𝐍 ᵀᴼ 𝐁𝐄 𝒂 𝐅𝐑𝐀𝐓 𝐁𝐎𝐘, ▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄ ﹙ 𝙲𝙷𝙾𝚂𝙴 𝚃𝙾 𝙱𝙴 𝙰 𝙷𝙾𝙲𝙺𝙴𝚈 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙴𝚁 .ᐟ ﹚ ☆

[00sjersey]

#82 ☆ hunter benoit ! a private & highly selective original character set in the early ﹠ mid 2000's. * heavily inspired by the 2000's older brother trope. this blog may contain sensitive & triggering material — follow at your own risk. [minors & personal blogs] do not interact.

★ ⁺﹒ soft spoken with a broken jaw.⠀ ᭪ ˓

—— ﹙ 𝙰 𝚂𝚃𝚄𝙳𝚈 𝙸𝙽 ﹚ : the local legend , boy next door is a menace , the baby face of the penalty box , cheetos dust and late night nhl '02 , snapbacks and cherry slurpees , chasing your dreams , and texting "u up?" on a flip phone.

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𝙸𝙽𝙵𝙾 ⁺ 𝙼𝙰𝙸𝙽 𝙱𝙻𝙾𝙶 ⁺ 𝙿𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚃 ⁺ 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝚈𝙻𝙸𝚂𝚃

[00sjersey]

look at my lawyer dawgggggg i'm going to jail 😭

[00sjersey]

WTF IS A KILOMETER 🦅🦅

[00sjersey]

jack is now missing more teeth than hunter. i repeat, jack is now missing MORE TEETH than hunter.

[00sjersey]

heated rivalry x hunter benoit

[00sjersey]

logging in just to say: hunter.

[00sjersey]

the boy aquarium is back in season so no one will be surprised when hunter makes his return, probably

[00sjersey]

i am once again saying baby daddy hunter is very real to me

[00sjersey]

it’s hot girl summer 💅

[00sgoth-a]

its time we all embrace spacehey, btw.

[00sjersey]

did yall not hear me, i said it's time we all embrace spacehey

[jonasiegenthaler]

r/totallybelievable

[00sjersey]

★ 　﹒　JUSTIN ROSENFELD .ᐟ ﹙ ɴᴘᴄ ﹚

despite being two years older, justin and hunter grew up side by side. neck and neck. their mothers are sisters and the boys' summers were spent playing street hockey with neighborhood kids and large family BBQs on the shore; while winters were spent lighting the menorah and terrorizing the local rink. they always balanced each other out well and were more likely to be mistaken as brothers rather than cousins.

he is much more quiet, more polished and driven. the "golden child" in comparison.. which has led to an affectionate rivalry between the two. justin was more academically focused and offered a NCAA D1 scholarship to michigan state. he was drafted by the tulsa thunderbirds in the third round, and played a year in the NCAA after his draft year before signing an entry level contract. he's been a defenseman with the AHL's rochester bison since as #13, occasionally getting called up to the NHL but hasn’t yet stuck. on the cusp— he's too good for the minors, but constantly edged out by bigger, flashier names at the top.

justin is a more cerebral player compared to hunter’s chaotic energy. where hunter chirps, justin analyzes. where hunter blows past a defenseman, justin shuts one down. he's a calm, calculated, puck-moving defenseman with high hockey iq, excellent at reading plays, and he's far less flashy. known for being calm under pressure and a locker room leader. not physical in the same way hunter is— he’ll angle you out with positioning instead of hip-checking you into next week.

he's very introverted off the ice and equally as awkward during interviews; but sarcastic as hell when he opens up with a dry sense of humor. the type to say "i'm not mad, just disappointed" and it's almost impossible to tell whether or not he means it or is just fucking around.. (he probably means it.)

mediocre acoustic guitar player, not that you'll ever hear it. started collecting vinyl before it was cool again, and he has a male domestic shorthair named gretzky. one time he took hunter to a party full of med students and it unsurprisingly went terribly.

the two often crash together during the offseason. either spending time back home with family in jersey, or taking turns visiting their respective cities and training together during the summer. when they're both in the same state during the season, they always make sure to skate or hit up a local diner. but even when separated, they're in constant contact— whether it be texting or calling; especially after games. hunter often goes to justin when he's feeling lost about his career, or when he needs validation after a bad loss. there's a little bit of bitterness when it comes to the attention hunter often receives for his antics. but it's only surface level, because justin doesn't even really care about the spotlight.

there's a not so distant future where their careers intertwine. where hunter gets his debut in the AHL and their teams inevitably clash. it makes for great media and promotion— but it's not as fun for their families as it is for the fans !

[littlelovelymemes]

(  *  &.  –  THE KISSING BOOTH SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘  don’t invite any jackasses.  ’ ‘  ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect.  ’ ‘  my pants ripped. this is literally all i had.  ’ ‘  these are my back-up back-ups!  ’ ‘  seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here.  ’ ‘  how about i relax your face?  ’ ‘  i did not think that through.  ’ ‘  any excuse for a fight, right?  ’ ‘  i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them.  ’ ‘  no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you.  ’ ‘  never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants.  ’ ‘  seriously?! you wanna go down that road?!  ’ ‘  i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick.  ’ ‘  that skirt is ridiculous.  ’ ‘  i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump.  ’ ‘  did she say anything about me?  ’ ‘  did you tell her about my cute dimples?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe you actually gave him your number.  ’ ‘  i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t.  ’ ‘  my heart is beating so fast.  ’ ‘  you can be so sweet when you want to be.  ’ ‘  is my butt too big?  ’ ‘  you’re way too good for him.  ’ ‘  i heard he’s got three nipples.  ’ ‘  are you kidding me? i live for this shit.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you.  ’ ‘  he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight.  ’ ‘  he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now.  ’ ‘  no boobs are worth a broken nose.  ’ ‘  my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking!  ’ ‘  you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.  ’ ‘  if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe.  ’ ‘  it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me?  ’ ‘  your days of controlling my life are over!  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls!  ’ ‘  okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here.  ’ ‘  no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party!  ’ ‘  better get used to disappointment!  ’ ‘  sorry i ruined your make-out sesh.  ’ ‘  she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway.  ’ ‘  oh my god, that was savage!  ’ ‘  you’ll love this! it tastes like pink!  ’ ‘  between us, he basically does whatever i tell him.  ’ ‘  are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess?  ’ ‘  you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping.  ’ ‘  i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off.  ’ ‘  oh, and you threw up on your dress.  ’ ‘  i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear.  ’ ‘  i said stop wiggling!  ’ ‘  aren’t you forgetting something?  ’ ‘  just get out, dork.  ’ ‘  never let me drink again.  ’ ‘  put your shirt on and get out.  ’ ‘  i told you to stop telling me what to do.  ’ ‘  i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate.  ’ ‘  wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help?  ’ ‘  it is what it is.  ’ ‘  i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you.  ’ ‘  everyone just saw that, didn’t they?  ’ ‘  oh my god, kill em now.  ’ ‘  oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss.  ’ ‘  was it? was it just a kiss?  ’ ‘  if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.  ’ ‘  i cannot just be another one of your conquests.  ’ ‘  is that what you think of me?  ’ ‘  you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy.  ’ ‘  it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what any of this means.  ’ ‘  did that clear anything up?  ’ ‘  i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit!  ’ ‘  and you are taking me home. now!  ’ ‘  you know, i meant what i said.  ’ ‘  i’m crazy about you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy.  ’ ‘  you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything.  ’ ‘  oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship.  ’ ‘  i was watching porn.  ’ ‘  we’re all fucked up in one way or another.  ’ ‘  you think i can change?  ’ ‘  i don’t think there’s much you can’t do.  ’ ‘  is there something going on between you two?  ’ ‘  you were never meant to find out this way.  ’ ‘  you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together?  ’ ‘  so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me.  ’ ‘  this is bullshit.  ’ ‘  you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch.  ’ ‘  please don’t leave like this.  ’ ‘  the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too.  ’ ‘  you cannot pin this all on me.  ’ ‘  just leave me alone.  ’ ‘  no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream.  ’ ‘  i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault.  ’ ‘  i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you.  ’ ‘  because i love you.  ’ ‘  i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you.  ’ ‘  nobody wants us to be together.  ’ ‘  what do you want?  ’ ‘  i love you and i always, always want to be close to you.  ’ ‘  being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love.  ’ ‘  i’m saying that i love you and i want you.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before.  ’ ‘  i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart.  ’ ‘  if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life.  ’ ‘  i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went.  ’ ‘  thanks for staying a little longer.  ’ ‘  i want to know what it was that you had to tell me.  ’ ‘  i’m saying i love you.  ’ ‘  that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me.  ’ ‘  you wear superman boxers?  ’ ‘  look! you’re blushing. how cute!  ’ ‘  i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me?  ’ ‘  sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes.  ’ ‘  i think she might even let me play with her boobies later.  ’ ‘  you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness?  ’ ‘  boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies.  ’

[kissmedcadly]

“I stole all the fries. They belong to me. My fries now.” — @00sjersey

"okay, legally, you owe me some of those." she was kind enough to drive and he's going to bogart all the goddamn fries? nuh-uh, she won't fucking stand for it. why does he always need to be such a fucking brat? a hand darts out blindly (she's keeping her eyes on the road, thanks) not with intent of tearing the bag out of his fucking paws, but— open palm smacks solidly against his shoulder, once, twice, three times. a beat, and then one more time for good measure.

vic hazards a glance in his direction, makes sure to pour every ounce of unamused in her body into that split-second glance. "how you gonna bitch about not being able to play san andreas when you wanna and then pull this shit? if i don't get some of those fries," a reasonable amount of them goes without saying, "then you don't get to play your game."

[00sjersey]

it's his turn to play passenger princess —— and like many before him, he's claimed temporary ownership over the entire bag of fast food currently nestled in his lap. ( remember when you were a kid? ) when everyone else's fries were suspiciously low by the time you got home... yeah, he's been not so discreetly picking at them during the drive back. picking at them meaning— he's been grabbing the greasiest soggiest saltiest ones from her meal for the last few minutes; and it's moments like these that he understands that stupid little dance chicks do when they finally eat their first meal of the day.

❛❛ ow— hey ! ❜❜ he's still chewing amidst the string of smacks that land on his left shoulder, but a laugh curled around his exaggerated yelp of pain. ( the hand still elbow deep into the bag twitches with the urge to retaliate, ) but he intended on getting back to her place with their lives and this car still in one piece. so it instead peels out with another handful of fries. ❛❛ i thought you said you weren't that hungry. ❜❜ his tone is far more teasing than the agitation in hers —— and the grin on his lips only made him more annoying. he shoved his fry filled fingers toward her face. ❛❛ shut up, you're not you when you're hungry. we're eating burgers and playing san andreas. that was the deal. ❜❜

[imm0rtalcd]

❝ i’m not here to play nice tonight. ❞ — @haedbangers

"ooh, manhandle me, daddy." is it the time? absolutely not — she can see that much in his expression, the set of his jaw. still, it's out of her mouth before she can stop it, and she's over his shoulder not a second later. can't muffle the shriek of laughter, stop the way she wriggles in place as he lands a solid swat against her ass.

no time to acclimate to her spot over his shoulder before her back hits the bed, head swimming with the shift of her whole world. "baby," breathless already, even without any touch. she scrambles to shove her jeans down over her hips, her eyes fixed firmly on his face. swallows hard as his hand finds her ankle, tugs her closer to the edge of the bed. it shouldn't do things for her, when he's in a mood like this — but here she is, squirming as he tugs her jeans off, tosses them off into the corner.

she reaches out, drags him in to settle between her thighs, grinds against him. "take it out on me—"

[00sjersey]

no, it definitely wasn't the time. because right now? there's a giant swollen purple bruise on the behemoth beast that was his ego —— and it sort of matched the fresh collection of color scattered over his ribs when he reaches back to pull the compression tee clinging to him off by the back of his neck. a little tender after the adrenaline of playing had worn off; but the frustration and annoyance left him with enough of a buzz still to wholly ignore any real pain... ( because it's one thing to just lose a game. ) but it's another to lose two in a row, back to back, while feeling off his game for the last week. and tonight it's an overtime loss that had him hoisting her and her smart mouth over his shoulder with ease —— and his shirt was discarded to the floor while he now stood above her.

watching as she takes matters into her own hands, kindly makes things just a little easier on him, by tugging the pair of jeans down her hips before he finishes the job. or maybe she's just that fucking eager. ( he's thankful for it either way, ) but it's hard to tell by the look on his face... and he lets her drag him down to her level as his knees sink into mattress, hands find her hips —— fingers curling around the waistband of panties to drag them down too. no, it definitely hadn't been the time; and he's not wasting any more of it now.

his nose bumps against hers as he briefly hovers and lingers and places a kiss against her lips. it's a glimpse of sweet, normal... with all other things considered. ❛❛ yeah? you gonna be good an' keep that mouth shut? ❜❜

[whumpypepsigal]

Landman (2024) s01e08: “I'm stuck… It's my right arm. I can't...”

[recordmemes]

༘⋆｡ college party scenarios.

feel free to combine prompts! add ' reverse ' to switch roles! warnings for: alcohol, weed, drugs, sex.

[ SHOT ] my muse takes a shot with your muse

[ CRASHING ] for my muse to crash the party & yours to find them

[ ROOFTOP ] for my muse to find yours on the rooftop taking a breather

[ SMOKE ] for my muse to offers yours a cigarette ( or a blunt )

[ TOAST ] for my muse to make a toast to yours

[ EDIBLE ] for our muses to both ingest weed via an edible someone else brought ( with or without knowing! )

[ BOTTLE ] for my muse to spin the bottle & it lands on yours

[ WASTED ] for my muse to stumble into yours while wasted

[ BEDROOM ] for my muse to invite yours to the bedroom for a quiet spot... for whatever reason!

[ ENVY ] for my muse to see yours dancing with someone else

[ PONG ] for our muses to play beer pong

[ SHOVE ] for my muse to, literally, shove yours

[ DANCE ] for my muse to ask yours to dance

[ MIX ] for my muse to accidentally grab your muse's drink

[ REGRET ] for our muses to make a bad decision together ( up to you what kind! )

[ FLASH ] for my muse to take an embarrassing photo of your muse

[ DITCHED ] for my muse's friends to ditch them at the party & your muse finds them

[ HIGH ] for my muse to be in an altered state ( euphoric, overwhelmed, tripping, or otherwise vulnerable ) & yours to help them out

[ AUX ] for my muse to hijack the music to dedicate a song to your muse

[ COUCH ] for my muse to crash on the couch next to yours

[ SPILL ] for my muse to spill their drink on yours

[ FIGHT ] for our muses to get into a public shout-fest at the party

[ MISTAKE ] for our muses to have a drunken hook-up

[ LOST ] for my muse to lose their friends & run into yours

[ STASH ] for our muses to find someone's hidden supply ( of drugs, liquor, or maybe just snacks? )

[ AVOID ] for my muse to attempt to avoid your muse at the party & fail miserably

[ SHIRTLESS ] for my muse to walk in on yours without their shirt on ( maybe a dare, maybe something else? ;) )

[ WITNESS ] for my muse to witness yours doing something embarrassing, naughty, or worse!

[ DARE ] for my muse to dare yours to do something at the party

[ CRYING ] for my muse to be crying in the bathroom & yours to find them there

[ LINE ] for our muses to meet in line ( for drinks or the bathroom! )

[ DIAL ] for my muse to drunk dial yours

[ STRIP ] for my muse to have to strip down because of a party game ( strip poker? truth or dare? )

[ HEATED ] for our muses to have a heated moment in the midst of the party

[ DRIVER ] for my muse to be playing designated driver & not drinking for your muse

[ BLACKOUT ] for my muse to black out & interact with your muse without any memory of it the next day

[ CLOTHING ] for my muse to need to borrow clothes from yours

[ SNACKS ] for my muse to find snacks for your muse

[ TEXT ] for my muse to send a text to yours while at the party

[ 3 AM ] for our muses to slip out after the party & grab food