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Chicken thief! (via)

I love twitter

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

smegma-factory

Oh like you never pushed some bitch down the stairs in middle school?

fedkaczynski

They can’t delete this site because they know it would unleash people like this on the general populace.

girlbortion

being a sexually inexperienced adult isn’t something to be ashamed of. however, the brazen way virgins comment on sex on this website is objectively funny.

corruptinnocent

I didn’t know you had to have sexual experience to understand arousal and basic mechanics. As a cishet woman, I understood tab A into slot B long before I lost my virginity. (Hehe I made a rhyme.)

But seriously, someone’s virginity in no way disqualifies them from commenting.

Though, as more of a writing critique than virginity critique, I do find it funny when I’m reading smut and completely lose track of someone’s arm or like, when did they flip over?

girlbortion

this website is so incredible. you can describe a person and they’ll just materialize in the notes