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| kristina | 20 | she/her |

[threedollarsdotcom]

caught you with hope in your eyes yesterday cut that shit out

[fnordseer5]

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

[horrificgoth]

(crawls on all fours with blood drenched on me) I have to do arts and crafts

[omtai]

why is it sooo hard to conclude essays. I said all that because fuck you thats why

[artistformerlyknownasbutttrumpet]

i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents

[dogsuffrage]

I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

[lustcannibalism]

ever since I was little I knew I wanted to dedicate my formative years to imagining fictional scenarios

[orphetoon]

everyone needs to have an oc that would've hit hard when they were like 13. im talking tortured in a lab, elfen lied type shit. its good for the soul

[wokeuplaughing]

well open my bank account and call me johann sebastian bach the way I'm fuckin baroque

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[segamascott]

accidentally forgot to lock in for the past 43 months

[what-even-is-thiss]

I hate when I get two problems in a row. They’re all gonna think I’m making it up.

[bgm05]

Went outside and saw a bat flying around. Then i saw a toad in the yard. Straight up like a witch’s brew out there . Stay safe

[dykemd]

i should only be charged a symbolic amount of 10 cents for my groceries because i have kind eyes and my intentions are pure

[rosedavid]

i hate it when you're heating something up in the microwave and it starts to go snap crackle pop so you take it out but it's still completely cold. shut up then??

[achillesinhighheels]

in a parasocial relationship with My true self

[redstonedust]

getting ads for a game i already play pisses me off. like okay you already won man. you got me. and frankly if you keep pushing your luck I'm going to uninstall out of spite.