#1 Larry Pokemon Stan

Éothain/Ethan || He/It || Autistic || Artist || Sentient patch of haze

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

imagine living somewhere flat….with like……almost no hills…..what do you guys do for fun get picked off by birds of prey or

[0420ratbaby]

I feel the opposite of prairie fever when I'm surrounded by hills. Like if I can't see everything in a 20 mile radius I feel like a caged animal

[dankmemeuniversity]

[atapi]

eevee is like a prey animal to me

[atapi]

Gone............

[atapi]

peace and love on planet earth

[lakevida]

scared but noble animal protecting its nestmates

[theleechking]

Personally, the first thing I saw was a ragoon. Bending over begging to take it up the ass. Idk what that says about me but prob something.

[lakevida]

it means youre an empath

[isawken]

getting increasingly confused trying to have sex with my point and click wife but she just keeps saying “you cant use that here”

[isawken]

i have the ancient sarcophagus and the cuckoo clock. what the fuck else do i need man

[novafigura]

[thatpinkkwitch]

i just heard the phrase “if you wouldn’t trust their advice, don’t trust their criticism” for the first time and i don’t think i’ve ever needed to hear anything more

[dhia-dreaming]

And once I was told "if you don't agree with their actions, why do you seek their approval"

[shopwitchvamp]

“Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?”

Sure do, no problem!!

“YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?”

I gotcha!! Comin’ right up!

"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???"

Never fear, joggers are here!

*wild cheering* /scene

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[brucefromfamilyguy]

[tekunoraizu]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

norbert, the aggrieved

ever-jovial barnaby

the great archibald

shrewd percival

timid constantine

[bowelfly]

[brightlotusmoon]

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[solfedge-mi-official]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame @hellsitegenetics @bettinalevyisdetermined @cobblecatyt @l0stn3v3rf0und

su mer lovin’ “scream at own ass”

@vocabulary-altering-posts

[marsixm]

mafia goon in the 1940’s who just started transitioning:

[vigilantsycamore]

Tumblr pillow fight

Reblog to hit the person you reblogged this from with a pillow

[sp0ng3art]

ya boy has a print store now

a lot of my most recent pieces are up for sale on artpal now! go check em out. here's some examples of what i've got up there now

if you've ever wanted to own my art for some reason, now you can! put my ass on your walls boy

[rocketbirdie]