uhhhh yeah can i get one normal burger

i use this site to rb animal photos and archive my work. i love my wife more than anything else in the world. he/it therian

[scarybrained]

[WITNESS LOG: THE PREDATORY 202xs]

"Tigers and Bears and Lying sons-of-bitches. Everyone's got some dumb shit to say these days... Me? I prefer animals- and ones that don't sing."

[all-mammal-creechur]

Indian Pipistrelle Pipistrellus coromandra

A bat from South and Southeast Asia. It roosts in trees, crevices and cracks in walls and ceilings of houses, tiles of huts, old buildings, temples, under bark and in holes of large trees, signboards, tree hollows in small groups of few individuals. In Vietnam this bat prefers forested areas with either pristine mountainous or secondary forest formations. It is an early flyer, emerging soon after sunset, when it still relatively light.

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[mammalianmammals]

[kittensnax]

you won't begin to believe how much I pace my house going "I like dry food! I like playing with shoelaces!" like I spiritually am this cat

[abandoned-quiche]

* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

[bloodied-dagger]

* Oh, these parentheses I keep closing?)

* There’s some guy who keeps opening them.)

* Right now, they think they’re 1,762 parentheses deep…)

* But really? They’re all closed.) Thanks to me.)

[gauntletqueen]

@punkitt-is-here also what I was thinking

[sorreleater]

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”

[sorreleater]

[willgrahamscock]

any time I tell my mutual about the fic i'm 'writing' and they ask me where they can read it

[koth-harvest-final]

A The Amazing Digital Circus Movie full spoilers

JAX DIES POMNI DIES EEL DIES RAGATHA DIES KINGLER DIES CRANE DIES ZOOBLE DIES SPIRAL DIES WHISPER DIES WHIMPER DIES DR CURMUDGEON DIES CRYPTOTHEISM DIES HOLLOW MILE DIES RANDY DIES DAN RANDY DIES ZOOBLE DIES ZORT DIES GRINDR DIES LUCKY DIES FUCKER 2 DIES EDWAIN DIES SORCEROR DIES BATTLEMEAL DIES MR BEAST DIES

[bruzum]

[o-velocity]

it’s only the prelude

[taraxippos]

Funniest tags (and I mean this with no animosity) you can get on OC art is “I don’t go here”. Like *takes long drag out of cigarette and stares into the middle distance in deep contemplation* does anyone…..

[markovchaingang]

tech companies appear to be labouring under the delusion that users who click on the wrong program by accident because the button's placement has changed will naturally find themselves using and enjoying whatever feature they moved into the previous location of that program's button

[markovchaingang]

i suspect the number of people in the world who go "ah, what the hell. i've accidentally opened the window for this new feature. i suppose i might as well stop what i'm doing to try this out rather than just figure out where they've hidden the old button and go do the thing i was already doing" is roughly n=2 and that those 2 people are the CEOs of microsoft and google respectively

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[great-and-small]

If you ever spot a Tricolored heron and have a little free time, I highly recommend stopping to watch them fish for a while. The speed, focus, and grace they display during the hunt is captivating.

[carnotoro]

A hot new sophont enters the galactic scene: the Ekts (also known colloquially to humans as “Raptor Crabs”)

[minmos]

kfc mobile app automatically put in my order under the name Nasty Ned and i cant change it can someone kill me expeditiously please

[minmos]

ITWONT LET ME CHANGE IT

[kabber]