Aromantic transmascs!! I'm so glad to be in a world with aromantic transmascs!!! If you're aromantic and transmasculine, you're literally the coolest person ever!!!
I've been thinking about a Simon version of Coltland Gentry
Simon's lying btw, he loves them
I've already made a post about head engineer Mark and Simon being twins but I shoved Wilford in there too this time. Mostly because I've been watching Wilford videos. Also because I just think he's neat.
Grace and Simon chilling in the biodome along the water:
Wilford: Howdy little brother!!!!
Simon&Grace: *screams*
Wilford: calm down, it’s just me!!!! Your spectacular, gorgeous, show stopping older brother!! And oooOOOoOO who do we have here! Did little Simon make a friend! Or something more!
Grace: um hi Simon’s brother, I’m Dr. Ryland Grace it’s nice to meet you?
Simon: we are NOT related! And before you ask no I’m not sharing Ryland with you!
Wilford: :(((( well I didn’t wanted him anyway! Because….because….I have my own!!
Simon: : >:( oh yeah?? Where is he then?
Wilford: he…he…. Goes to another universe!
Simon: right….
Wilford: RIGHT! And he not a NERD like your boyfriend, he’s cool like me!!
Simon: sure. And what does your boyfriend do then?
Wilford: Ummmmm his job is… *looks around* BEACH!
Simon: his job is…beach?
Wilford: YES!!! and and and… he is PINK like ME!!
Simon: Oookay. Whatever you say…
Wilford: yeah! Whatever I say! And I’m going to go hang out with him instead of you losers right now! *disappears into confetti*
Grace: he seems…Nice?
Simon: fuck I hope he doesn’t come back
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Months later…
Wilford: behold my boy toy!
Ken: hello!!! I’m Ken, and my job is beach!!
Simon&Grace: …
Grace*whisptering*: why does he look like me?
Simon: I ask myself that everyday.
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I had this idea after reading this post by @johnknowswhathedid lol:
Simon experinces the comic horrors
Wilford is the cosmic horror
💬 4 🔁 25 ❤️ 118 · Clearing up a common misunderstanding. For the people.
Simon Iron Lung: From a cosmic horror
Wilford "Motherloving" Wa