Bugs n Boobs

Trans woman / 28 / bi Alt for bugs and boobs :3

[0fortuna]

Finally made a horny alt :3

Autistic trans woman, she/her

This blog is for posting my nudes, being generally horny, and sometimes cool bugs I find. maybe.

Feel free to be horny in dms :]

[notecardpasta]

When a small mammal scrunches up and cleans its face and whiskers with its little hands very rapidly. I just wanted to give you that thought for a moment did u like it.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[spicymochi]

choose your cartoon duo

[watercresss]

SAMURAI CHAMPLOO (2004—2005)

[charl0ttan]

famipy gyy but its trying not to be funny in the work whatsapp

[charl0ttan]

me resisting the urge to crack an uncalled for and bad taste joke in front of the normies who pay me my money

[some-alt-or-other]

Yes. When I say unsolicited girlcock, I mean it. Come into my DMs and pull your pants down.

(I also accept pussy and ass and tits of course)

[sillypuppygirl67]

Reblog to make prev accidentally cum in their panties

[captain-price-returns]

[thirtyskeletons]

Any day now

[thirtyskeletons]

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

[thirtyskeletons]

[animentality]

[hbmmaster]

etymology fact check: come on guys it even says in the wikipedia screenshot that this isn't what happened.

no, this guy did not "invent" the word "fuck". the word "fuck" is not derived from his name. his name is the oldest example of "fucker" appearing in print, but his name is almost certainly a variant spelling of the name "Fulcher", which is completely unrelated to the modern english swear word "fuck".

[ozth]

[myescape-mydesires]

CNC because choices overwhelm me. 💞

[flowergirlmiwa]

tumblr is rolling out a new feature, it determines which mutuals you are most likely to have a crush on and automatically sends them a message admitting it on your behalf. they are hoping this will result in at least a handful of marriages

[soft-mommynb]

Yes you can go nonverbal and hump my leg while you suck on my nipples

[moonstonejpg]

whatever you do don’t think about swimming with your f/o and their group of friends, their hands wandering to your waist underwater and dropping lower, their fingers hooking your swim bottoms to the side to draw light circles over your clit as they keep up a conversation with someone, pinching at your thigh when your friend asks you if something’s wrong

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

I’d probably fuck a chaser if she has a nice rack.

If I get objectified, then so do you. ^>^