Sam Wilson - Captain America

The big three! Aliens, Androids and Wizards!

[c0smicmoon]

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Me to Bucky

[0nyourl3ft]

Same

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Oh hi Sam! Mind sharing your hot boyfriend?

[0nyourl3ft]

As long as he's okay with it

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I mean I’m fine having both at once 😏 I’m not picky

[0nyourl3ft]

😳

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Oh I love a shy man.. how cute~

[0nyourl3ft]

...

Its too late and early simultaneously

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Noted. Feel free to give me a call if you’re ever looking to play some hide and seek, if you catch my drift.

[0nyourl3ft]

I-

[c0smicmoon]

Sam stole my screwdriver again.

[0nyourl3ft]

You need a break.

[c0smicmoon]

GIVE MY SCREWDRIVERS BACK.

[0nyourl3ft]

GO TO SLEEP.

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Me to Bucky

[0nyourl3ft]

Same

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Oh hi Sam! Mind sharing your hot boyfriend?

[0nyourl3ft]

As long as he's okay with it

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I mean I’m fine having both at once 😏 I’m not picky

[0nyourl3ft]

😳

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Oh I love a shy man.. how cute~

[0nyourl3ft]

...

Its too late and early simultaneously

[c0smicmoon]

Sam stole my screwdriver again.

[0nyourl3ft]

You need a break.

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Me to Bucky

[0nyourl3ft]

Same

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Oh hi Sam! Mind sharing your hot boyfriend?

[0nyourl3ft]

As long as he's okay with it

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

I mean I’m fine having both at once 😏 I’m not picky

[0nyourl3ft]

😳

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Me to Bucky

[0nyourl3ft]

Same

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Oh hi Sam! Mind sharing your hot boyfriend?

[0nyourl3ft]

As long as he's okay with it

[finalfantasy37]

reblog if those man tits make you irrational

[merc-with-a-mouth-69]

Me to Bucky

[0nyourl3ft]

Same

[43alska]

sam warmup

[43alska]

sam warmup

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?

[the-winter-soldierr]

She collects last names like I collect kids and partners. Why would i discourage that?

[0nyourl3ft]

6 last names is excessive

[the-winter-soldierr]

… maybe a little bit but she’s my special little girl so she gets whatever she wants.

[0nyourl3ft]

She's a cat

[the-winter-soldierr]

I gave birth to her.

[0nyourl3ft]

NO YOU DIDNT?

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?

[the-winter-soldierr]

She collects last names like I collect kids and partners. Why would i discourage that?

[0nyourl3ft]

6 last names is excessive

[the-winter-soldierr]

… maybe a little bit but she’s my special little girl so she gets whatever she wants.

[0nyourl3ft]

She's a cat

[the-winter-soldierr]

I gave birth to her.

[0nyourl3ft]

NO YOU DIDNT?

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?

[the-winter-soldierr]

She collects last names like I collect kids and partners. Why would i discourage that?

[0nyourl3ft]

6 last names is excessive

[the-winter-soldierr]

… maybe a little bit but she’s my special little girl so she gets whatever she wants.

[0nyourl3ft]

She's a cat

[the-winter-soldierr]

I gave birth to her.

[0nyourl3ft]

NO YOU DIDNT?

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?

[the-winter-soldierr]

She collects last names like I collect kids and partners. Why would i discourage that?

[0nyourl3ft]

6 last names is excessive

[the-winter-soldierr]

… maybe a little bit but she’s my special little girl so she gets whatever she wants.

[0nyourl3ft]

She's a cat

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?

[the-winter-soldierr]

She collects last names like I collect kids and partners. Why would i discourage that?

[0nyourl3ft]

6 last names is excessive

[theforestknows]

Bucky read about “The Five Love Languages” online and has decided to attempt them with Sam.

He's trying.

[0nyourl3ft]

Trying very hard

[the-winter-soldierr]

… is it enough..? Do i need to do more?

[0nyourl3ft]

Its more than enough, buck

[the-winter-soldierr]

… so I need to tone it back?

[0nyourl3ft]

No

[the-winter-soldierr]

Okay… I’m going to keep trying to win your heart through these tried and true methods.

[0nyourl3ft]

Have fun

[the-winter-soldierr]

… I bought you flowers…

[0nyourl3ft]

..what kind

[the-winter-soldierr]

Red white and blue roses…

[0nyourl3ft]

....

Youre still on the couch tonight

[the-winter-soldierr]

This is unfair. I bring you gifts and you banish me to the couch.

[0nyourl3ft]

You know why you're on the couch

[the-winter-soldierr]

Because Alpine wants her last name to be Barnes-Giovanni-Rogers-Stark-Osborn-Wilson??

[0nyourl3ft]

Because you're encouraging her?