[1-800-harambe]

tonight was the most stressful night of my life someone needs to come hug me right now

[stupidcommentdepository]

*attempts to log into bank account*

To continue answer security question: “Where and how will you die?”

types in “alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume”

*i view my account balance of $4.47*

[itsdansotherblog]

[1-800-harambe]

If you haven't seen Handsome Devil (2017) (on Netflix) yet you don't love yourself

[archiecovers]

[djjamesstockdale-deactivated201]

[pokemonart-blog1]

[glumshoe]

tape a knife to a roomba, slap a “this machine kills fascists” sticker on top, and let it loose at a nazi rally

[carvel-deactivated20170611]

[1-800-harambe]

@mouthwash-jukebox-gasoline also you

[ohsresearchlibrary]

[filmeditors-deactivated20230605]

woody allen die bitch

[regular-love]

[fantasticcatadventures-deactiva]

[astriiferous-blog-deactivated20]

[forallthesebooks-deactivated201]

in these troubled times, remember sam wilson. who when faced down by an enforcer of fascism, ready for aggressive physical assault - after listening to him deliver a monologue designed to intimidate about domination, superiority and pain, responded with a quick and resounding “man, shut the hell up”. 

[unobviously]

[frodo-sam]