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Halloween x Best Part + Harringrove

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

Max Mayfield & The Key 🔑

Max finds a key on the floor of her house. Doesn’t know where it’s from or what it’s for. During her investigation, she sees a lock outside Billy’s door.

Her gut tells her to keep the key away from Neil and her mother. When Neil goes apeshit searching for it, she stays quiet. Neil blames Billy first, then Susan.

Then, he asks Max with all the false sweetness of a con-man if she’s seen a key laying around anywhere. She lies.

Neil gets a new key that same day.

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The house is parent-free. Billy usually comes out of his room to lift weights, listen to music and put the TV on. He hasn’t.

“I wanna order pizza,” is the first thing that pops into her head and comes out of Max's mouth when she unlocks his door.

Billy sniffs. His eyes and nose are red. Allergies?

“Are you just gonna sit there or do I have to do everything myself?”

He gets up, muttering, “Don’t rush me, Shitbird.”

“Walk faster then, Assface."

Why would Neil keep him locked up like some dog?

"Pepperoni or cheese?" Billy asks her.

"Hmm?"

"Toppings. What toppings do you want?"

"Pepperoni has cheese."

"... Pepperoni it is, then."

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Billy: Can I listen to Metallica now?

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

Choose your fighter 👁👁

Billy plops onto bed, Steve gets under the covers

Billy gets under the covers, Steve plops onto their bed

They both plop onto their bed

They both get under the covers

Voting ended onJun 11, 2023

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

Most likely to strip their partner in public?

Billy

Steve

Jonathan

Tommy

Argyle

Voting ended onMay 31, 2023

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Is Neil's dick bigger than a pen?

why would you ask that

no, it's the size of a marble

yes (you're a very generous person)

Voting ended onMay 31, 2023

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Most likely to try and open a jar of pickles with their asscheeks

Billy

Steve

Argyle

Tommy

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Who hogs the blankets?

Billy

Steve

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Who hogs the bed?

Steve

Billy

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

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Who’s POV do you usually write?

Billy

Steve

Voting ended onMay 4, 2023

[bebx]

vote your favorite Stranger Things ship

Byler — Will Byers and Mike Wheeler

Mileven — Eleven Hopper and Mike Wheeler

Steddie — Eddie Munson and Steve Harrington

Jancy — Nancy Wheeler and Jonathan Byers

Stancy — Nancy Wheeler and Steve Harrington

Jopper — Joyce Byers and Jim Hopper

Elmax — Eleven Hopper and Max Mayfield

Lumax — Lucas Sinclair and Max Mayfield

Harringrove — Steve Harrington and Billy Hargrove

*other (feel free to specify in the comments or tags)

Voting ended onApr 28, 2023

reblog for mayhem and chaos 🫣

[1-800-whatwouldbillydo]

hey sorry to bother you but since you’re a big harringrove blog, I thought I’d let you know there’s a poll about which stranger things ship people like the most. Harringrove is there and is currently in the lead but not by much. so idk I think it’d be cool if you could help reblog the poll so that your followers can vote them too.

tap here for the link

🫡

I'm on it

[kittyphoenix12-xx]

which is worse

abused child raised in a racist household with no support system

child murdering sociopath with psychopathic tendencies who killed his entire fam

man who raised eleven children in a lab, used and abused them everyday

Voting ended onApr 23, 2023

[every-dayiwakeup]

Telling someone that a character they like is racist or homophobic isn't activism.

You're not doing anyone a favor. What you're doing is making weird ass headcanons about real-life people you know nothing about, and your "evidence" happens to be "they like ___, so that means they support __."

It's a waste of time.

It's complete bullshit.

Why do you care?

How does this affect you? (Answer: it doesn't)

How much power do you think you have over others for your opinions to be universally accepted as fact?

It's really not that deep.

It has NEVER been that deep.

[themistymountainscold]

SO FUCKING REAL

if you don’t like a character that i happen to love just shove your hate up your ass and leave bro

boom easy

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Steve isn't sure what he was expecting when he came home from work, but it definitely never crossed his mind that his boyfriend of three years would be lying naked on their bed, covered in jewels (all different shades of blue) and glitter.

"Welcome home, Pretty Boy," Billy purrs.

Steve stands in the doorway awkwardly, his mouth open.

Billy takes his silence as something bad, frowning and avoiding Steve's eyes. "This is a little much, I guess -"

"No!"

"Huh?"

"You're so beautiful."

Billy turns a lovely shade of ruby red.

"I'm the luckiest fucking man in the whole world," Steve continues, not even bothering to get out of his suit. He knows Billy feels... strongly about how he looks in his work clothes. He crawls onto the bed, keeping himself upright by his elbows and knees so he can admire Billy up close.

Every freckle, every stretch mark, every scar decorating his tanned skin. All for Steve to worship and dote on in this life and the next.

[oicuperp]

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

do you guys freeze the bread

yeah

NO ?!?!?! (youre weird)

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

RB FOR BIGGER SAMPLE PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW

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Who's more oblivious about *someone* having a crush on them?

Steve

Billy

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023