this has become me shitpost blog tbh

[thedevilspearl]

texting you after an argument — all brothers

[sexhaver]

sometimes i remember the saddest picture ive ever taken, which was when my frat's 4-foot tall custom-made 30-year-old bong was accidentally broken by our house president because he was on 4 different hallucinogens and a handle of smores vodka. rip king

[sexhaver]

squatting on the arm of a couch in a stance we referred to as "gargoyling the bong"

[sexhaver]

1.

2. you literally have to take a shower with the bong

[ashorterurl]

NASA got a question about whether Perseverance will also sing itself happy birthday and why was there such a function for Curiosity and responded that yes, because it's lonely on Mars and maybe Curiosity and Perseverance will sing each other happy birthday and that's really all you need to know from this livestream

[everythingfox]

“retriever plays fetch on ice before NHL game”

(via)

[cyprinella]

This should always be the pre-game show.

[teapotsahoy]

that’s a dog with some experience on ice

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[calcifina]

Now that’s solidarity

[babyanimalgifs]

Drawing a good boi behind a random citizen’s car 

(via)

[laracroftpussyshedied-deactivat]

admittedly there's like 1 or 2 bitches living in my mind rent free

[ohcorny]

happy pride fuck the police

happy pride fuck the police

[teenagerposts]

[aproblemlikebrianna-deactivated]

I’ll need a bigger mug for that, please and thanks.

[concerningwolves]

Can I just–

[autodiscothings]

Oh it got better

[sweetener]

[boringangel]

I’M AMAZING BUT I’M NOT FOR EVERYBODY

[blue--folder]

Tears and sorrows (Lagrimas y penas), Augustin Rouart, Oil on canvas, 1943

[urfavescorpio]

it’s a razor scooter to the ankle type of year

[babyanimalgifs]

Cute baby animals

[babyanimalgifs]

I never realised how cute yawning foxes were

via: Heinz Buls, William Doran, Ryan Askren, Imgur, StarTribune

[divorceddadrock]

[divorceddadrock]

[feministism]