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armand being a dubai real estate mogul with an obvious aesthetic predilection towards rick owens and balenciaga is significantly less defensible than any of the other stuff he did. ‘he murdered claudia and manipulated louis for years’ god forbid an evil vampire in the gothic horror show do anything. ‘armand would own a cybertruck’ you know i cant defend him on that

geniusbee

these are getting weird

cyle

one that drives around near where i live has a massive bumper sticker that says “I NOW DRIVE THIS IN SHAME” in big bold red text

caffeine-or-death

haveutriedgrouper

I was chuckling over this because we used to have a dog who was named Zille, for reasons having nothing to do with this politician, and it turns out that she (Helen Zille) used to tweet at my spouse?? When my spouse tweeted about the dog?? Because she thought the dog was named after her?? I just learned all of this moments ago when I mentioned it out loud.

cyprinella

Our Zille was named after her previous owner's great-great-grandsomething, Arzille, iirc. Shep and I were both tweeted at multiple times by Helen Zille because she's like "We share a name!!!" and we had to be like, "she is in no way named after you" even before we found out Helen sucked, and eventually we both muted her.

#dogs #german shepherd #Zille #Not named after a right wing politician #such a good girl

liefst

impulse purchase on vinted: this vintage french barrette 🐎

ode-on-a-grecian-butt

twomothsholdinghands

beggars-opera

I will never forget the flight I took to Paris in college and the tiny adorable child in the seat in front of me with his nose pressed against the window looking at the lights and squealing "OOOOOOH, C'EST MAGNIFIQUE!!!"

thefloatingstone

REAL!!!!

REAL!!!!!

toopunktofuck

my friend and i had to leave an ice cream shop once because a small child who sounded exactly like JFK ordered some rum raisin and we couldn’t fucking handle it

phantomrose96

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

phantomrose96

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

phantomrose96

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

phantomrose96

refuzz

phantomrose96

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

iphisesque

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “early 2000s harry potter livejournal forum” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yeah whatever. i don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude i swear i just saw cassandra clare post an incest fic

my buddy angua9 pacing: msscribe is lying to us

fleurdulys

Untitled - Hemendranath Majumdar

trickstertime

Huh? What's this?? Something is on this 5c coin???

ENHANCE

valtsv

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

valtsv

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

buffysummers

Rupert Giles + 🔥 🔥 🔥 [requested by Anonymous]

horsefigureoftheday

Horse figure of the day: Windstone Editions #803-Jet Mother Unicorn – Jet Black

victusinveritas

Meet Pando, not a forest but a single tree. Every trunk of the Quaking Aspen is genetically identical & connected by a single 80,000 year old root system, making it one of the largest and oldest living entities on Earth!