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#actually me when I saw him show up #star wars #the mandolorian and grogu

So layoffs are coming for my job but what’s even worse is I found out because a private meeting between my bosses was sent to me via AI. Like the entire transcript word-for-word was dropped on me via the AI where I learned they were talking about laying me off and also were ripping on me and how I no longer bring value.

100-yardstare

UPDATE: I went to an “urgent meeting” this morning thinking this was it, here comes the layoff… and SIKE, it was my toxic manager (who ripped on me in the AI script) who got the shaft. Literally could not believe it. I was literally fighting a huge smile cause she has been throwing me under the bus for as long as I can remember.

#crisis averted for now I guess dang what a wild shift of events #kailey speaks

vforvalensa

Me going into work

How I feel having to pretend I didn’t hear I was getting fired and keep working for people who fucking hate me

#I saw this meme on my dash and I was like holy shit is this me so I stole it #kailey speaks

So layoffs are coming for my job but what’s even worse is I found out because a private meeting between my bosses was sent to me via AI. Like the entire transcript word-for-word was dropped on me via the AI where I learned they were talking about laying me off and also were ripping on me and how I no longer bring value.

#fuck ai but like companies are super lax with it too and I am shocked this happened #these assholes don’t even know I know either lol #it’s legit not funny I had a 2 day cry fest #kailey speaks

brandonlees

The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say that the history of the west was written from the saddle of a horse, but it's never been told from the heart of one. Not till now. I was born here, in this place that would come to be called the Old West. But, to my kind, the land was ageless. It had no beginning and no end, no boundary between earth and sky. Like the wind and the buffalo grass, we belonged here, we would always belong here.

SPIRIT: STALLION OF THE CIMARRON 2002, dir. Kelly Asbury, Lorna Cook

#spirit stallion of the cimarron #spirit #dreamworks

lucy-moderatz

I remember now how much I loved them.

#anastasia #don bluth

revilladies

Claire and Sherry in Resident Evil 2 Remake (2019)

#resident evil #games

snowbairdd

- She wants something to love, I think. Something that isn't her. Or, maybe she'd just love something to eat. - Eat? That's ridiculous, mothers don't eat... daughters.

CORALINE (2009) dir. Henry Selick

#coraline #laika

Me asking forced unhinged questions at a party: So have you ever had to fight the psych ward patients??

#it’s getting so hard to mask #kailey speaks

I don't really go here anymore but because I don't consciously come up with self-insert stuff anymore my brain took it into its own hands, so here is a series of ideas from dreams I've had over the last year about if I were in Mr Robot.

Playing on the idea that White Rose's machine created a timeloop/reality overlay from the explosion at the end of the series

This caused Elliot's "friend" to manifest in reality, aka me who watched the show and participated in it as his imaginary friend

I know everything that is going to happen but in a weird way because I was spontaneously brought to life, so have no memory of why I'm there, just the knowledge

I am not really a real person in a sense I do not belong to that reality so Elliot can't hack into my social media. I hate Facebook anyway.

Elliot doesn't know who the fuck I am but because I am a manifestation of his psyche he still "knows" me but nobody can figure out what is going on

I am aware and see his alter egos

There is a scene where I am on the ferris wheel with Elliot and we have a FF7/clerith moment where I tell him I'm looking for the real Elliot, and he's like, "But I'm right here."

To most of the other characters I'm just some random lady

Tyrell thinks I'm part of the fsociety stuff and while I am in no way a hacker at all I lie blatantly and say yes. When he asks me to prove it I do something stupid like ctrl/alt/delete to bring up task manager lmao. He thinks I'm messing with him because I know who is going to die and am 100% right when it happens.

#kailey speaks #self insert