[boymounter]

'old friend' is about the homosexualest thing you can call somebody. you might as well be fingering them

[shrimpquoter]

ough

[evildykehag]

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

[jermapridelesbian]

if my girlfriend was talking enthusastically about an interest that we did not share, i would simply listen with excited interest.  rip to straight men but im different

[orcaking]

Wishing you all a get more hairy and naked summer <3

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[highvelour]

[corpsebanger]

I took your skull off display because my guests kept saying it looked noticeably gayer than the other skulls

[hospitaliers]

What doesn’t kill me gives me kinks that are difficult to explain

[shitter]

absolute gold on Reddit today

[scramratz]

Ai Art got popular because of cringe culture. You don’t have to be a good person or anything to make good art, but you do have to have passion and passion is gay and cringe, so they created a machine that makes art without all that gay cringe passion

[segamascott]

you're not potentially mature content to me you are my friend

[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[noelhope]

half man

[aa05150]

[annabelle--cane]

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

[annabelle--cane]

developed a real fondness lately for characters who experience a horrific act of violence and come out the other side saying "ah. I don't think I get to be me anymore. they took out the part that was me, killed it, and put something else back in its place, and now I'm whoever the hell that is." love it when someone becomes a corpse and replaces themself <3

[catasters]