[anxietyproblem]

[little-prince-ralsei]

What’s your favorite letter in the alphabet?

[babyanimalgifs]

This made my day

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

In Which I Endeavour to Feel Less Gross and do a Commendable Job of it.

[bgm05]

If you’re wondering why it doesn’t seem like tumblr did an april fools joke this year, it’s because they did but it’s contained entirely within the group chat function which no one is using

[butch12whack]

this sounds fake but I dont know enough about the group chat function to disprove it

[ollielephant]

[cumonthevoid]

none pizza with left beef

[the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog]

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

[babymarkers]

ive missed you

[montparnah-deactivated]

#THIS IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING JUST THE BEEF#YOU COULD TELL THE POOR CHEF WAS JUST FUCKING#DISGUSTED#WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS#WHAT THE F U C K IS THIS#WHO THE FUCK ORDERS A#A /NONE/ PIZZA?? JUST BEEF ON THE LEFT???#FUCK IT#F U CK IT#JUST COOK THE FUCKING DOUGH#HERE LET ME THROW THIS FUCKING HANDFUL OF OBLONG BEEF CHUNKS AT YOUR NONE FUCKING PIZZA#FUCK YOU#FUCK YOU AND ALL YOU STAND FOR#LEFT FUCKING BEEF (via askscientistcarlos)

[ineffable-raccoon]

I love None Pizza with Left Beef.

[tonyswirl]

3th time i’ve reblogged this

[microdeers-moved-blog]

3th

[victoriaringsinyourears]

tumblr people love this. reddit people love this. 4chan scum loves this. there is just something intrinsically hilarious about none pizza with left beef. bless 

[pixie-mage]

I hope this never dies. I hope None Pizza with Left Beef will go down in Internet history alongside such legends as the Rickroll and He-Man’s rendition of “What’s Going On”.

[littlestcorpse]

Our God Has Returned

[anxietyproblem]

[andhumanslovedstories]

sometimes you want hurt/comfort fic for that good secondhand warmth of pain being tended to with love and sometimes honestly you just want to hit your favorite character with a car and then request a sequel where that car gets thrown in reverse

[andhumanslovedstories]

me, pointing at a particularly choice character: hurt them. make their friends watch helpless and forced to pretend they don’t care

God and his angels: why

me, lounging in bed monching on a popsicle as the author describes a character undergoing trauma that we just don’t have the word count to adequately heal: the theory of catharsis and also I love them. stab them a twelfth time, please

[kingpepperony]

[bob-belcher]

#everyone in 2020 be like

[bonkalore]

#january february and march in 3 gifs

[iraffiruse]

[melteddali]

Johnson Tsang

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

wha tthe FUCK

[expectationunknown]

Beaut

[kotoripiyopiyo]

神がかってる

[cook-boss-88]

Me seeing very first pic: Hey what a nice vase.

Vase: Bitch, this ain’t even my final form.

[themadd]

Stealing a plotline from a show for your daydreams like

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ms-demeanor]

Hey so one piece of advice that I haven’t seen circulating: if you have long hair and you have to go out to go grocery shopping or something put your hair up/back/under a hat.

It’s not like your hair is going to contaminate anyone but if it falls in your face you’re probably going to touch your face more than you would otherwise.

This post brought to you by maybe the most irritating trip to the pharmacy I’ve ever had. (It should have been obvious but it wasn’t until I was dealing with it in the moment)

[mr-crocodile]

[xxtc-96xx]

[vesuviasfastestcourier]

[skullvis]

Me, trying to find ways to connect my favorite song’s lyrics to whatever characters I’m currently obsessed with:

[once-again-i-am-dead]

Me when I show my friends:

[katlovescriticalrole]

[toastbutteregg]

drink water and wash your hands!!!