big woman in a little world

does not answer asks and anons in timely manner, I'm not on tiktok, 30s, bi, chicago

[kiefbowl]

happy pride :)

[kiefbowl]

there's a big blue button on my gmail that just says "upgrade" but there's no indication what the upgrade is so it feels fucking ominous lmao

like is that a threat??

[kiefbowl]

let's never forget when senator ted cruz ran away from texas to mexico during a winter crisis like a little weaselly coward

[naturalpr3y]

I can always post worse

[toriel-2]

the quick brown fox lowkey mogs the lazy dog

[beiph]

The quick brown fox just low-key vibe mogged the lazy chopped dog

[miles-tails-prowers-crotch]

The quickpilled brown fox vibemogs lazy chud dogcel by jumpmaxxing

[kiefbowl]

you ever want to tell your boss "that's just not normal" about the shit he's saying

[cheaphalloweencostume]

what is biblical skincare can anyone tell me

[lykksalighet]

not to be a debbie downer but if you buy cosmetic surgery for your dog you are going to super-hell

[the-frog-blog]

[lizlemondyke]

as it gets warmer let's all remember the two most beautiful accessories a girl can have this summer are hairy legs and a bunch of bruises from bangin around

[kiefbowl]

I would love trump to die more than anything. but you know what would be funnier? if he resigned LOL

[kiefbowl]

"I've decided, this is true, I've decided I don't want to do this anymore. Thank you to all my beautiful and strong supporters, who believed in me. I'd love to retire in peace now. I have a lot of ideas to spend my free time. Like golf. Going to the beach. We really have such wonderful beaches. Best beaches in the world. No one can beat the beaches here, not even in Europe. I've been there, really. Their beaches...they're only okay. I also have to catch up on drag race, I'm very behind. Thank you for your understanding."

[feldfrog]

Imagine your bike has been at the Wright Brother’s repair shop for weeks and you see Orville suddenly whiz over your head in a contraption

[butchfagminotaur]

[rod1on]

u guys will watch anything wtf is wednesday

[redshifting]

its tomorrow innit?

[marisatomay]

happy wednesday is tomorrow innit tuesday

[vintage-bentley]

Source: @/horriblemeanbadwoman on Instagram

[badassdemonsword]

[hotbully]

[moonwyvern]

Grandma Vhagar watching over Baela and Rhaena flying a kite, with Moondancer having fun too 🪁

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[kiefbowl]

you'll read business stuff sometimes and it'll be like wow every important decision maker in this fiasco has brain damage okay