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NYC

[as-warm-as-choco]

[me-and-my-beard]

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

[melaninmedicine]

The mom is so pissed

[gunzonyatmblr]

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

[rainbowbarnacle]

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

[madame-raccoon]

how the frick are those noises even real

[gotsickofmyoldurl]

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

the baby alpaca was only a week old

this is from a farm in wisconsin

what happened is: she was taking a dust bath and fell into a badger hole

what caught the farmer’s attention was the entire herd of alpacas surrounding the hole, which is about a mile out in the field

the poor girl was in the hole for hours and was entirely underground when they found her

people apparently use “city slicker” as an insult unironically, as evidenced by the comment section

[jayce]

[twitterlols]

[aquaristlifeforme]

Zoos prevent extinction. This is why I support zoos. This is why the world should support zoos.

Meme credit goes to the zookeepers at www.facebook.com/ZoosSavingSpecies @zoossavingspecies

[anabantoidstozooanthids-deactiv]

Good zoos save species!!!

[failnation]

[latadelixo]

[jasper-rolls]

the king of the hill storyboard notes are bizarre

furry hank hill

NO JOY

sexy peggy

incredible

[twinkle-night]

[mrtacosenpai-deactivated2022020]

This is like advanced levels of shitposting in concept art form

[pularia]

A hen allows herself to glide.

[wondrousbutstrange-deactivated2]

[art-and-things-of-beauty]

[gifsboom]

Goddammit Doreen!

[simpsons-latino]

[clubverrac0]

estan farala los niños  rata XD

[futubandera]

[oriyinalblogfororiyinalpeop-blog]

Charizard culiao maldadoso

[magiclunaticbunny]

[highlandvalley]

[nickxactly]

GIVE HER THE FISH

[becausebirds]

I caught my chicken sleeping on the job. x

[reanimateobjects]

I picked up a worm, and it wrote something in my hand with a tiny pencil. Unfortunately it was too small to read. An autograph? A spell? An angry note?

[sake-pls]

@reanimateobjects I’ve decided to line up with their writing and whatever they wrote appear to be…. phallic. I don’t how to break the news with you, but, I think that worm drew a penis on your hand…. Congratulation?

[reanimateobjects]

Ooh! Thank you for this valuable contribution to the field of worm linguistics and/or art. It is still unclear to me if it’s meant as a rude message to me, if it’s just putting its tag there, or something else. Further research is needed!

[anraich-deactivated20181203]

I think the idea of it being a penis is anthropomorphism. I mean, the worm doesn’t have a penis itself, nor proper eyes with which to see one. No, I’m afraid this is something far more interesting: a self-portrait. You have been touched by an aesthetic annelid, and now your life will never be the same.

[reanimateobjects]

Now I will forever try to communicate with all the worms I find, but I worry that I’ll never meet this one again.

[codeycakes-deactivated20161121]

This is beautiful. top notch quality content