120005

Belgium. 23. Translator. Scottish Lord.

[anthonycrowleymoved]

wait

hogwarts was established in the 10th century

but sinks were not invented until the 18th century

so how did salazar slytherin mark the chamber of secrets with a form of indoor plumbing which would not be invented for another 800 years 

?????

[ireallylikenpr]

*looks for historical inconsistencies in a book about wizards*

[hyrude]

i think i’ll pass.

[tittily]

[morekichuwathanyou]

There’s finally a bathroom for me and my magnum dong.

[justbadpuns]

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy..

[gifsboom]

[plutosgrl]

fuckk off why is this the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen??

[thecommonchick]

[papertownsy]

James Corden takes JLo’s phone and sends a text to Leonardo DiCaprio x

[kingrudegyalchina]

Bruh

[vbdul]

Y they just flame him lmfao

[thagoodthings]

I ain’t gon lie tho I ain’t never seen white ppl cook someone like this

[brokebackboys]

who knew white ppl had it in them

[120005]

Not reblogging for the “white ppl” bs

[headeyy-deactivated20190602]

[lokidlaufeyson]

“Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?”  “Yes,” said Harry.  “You called her a liar?”  “Yes.”  “You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?”  “Yes.”  Professor McGonagall sat down behind her desk, watching Harry closely. Then she said, “Have a biscuit, Potter.” “Have - what?” “Have a biscuit,” she repeated impatiently, indicating a tartan tin lying on top of one of the piles of papers on her desk. “And sit down.”

[onlytwitterpics]

[twitterlols]

logic

[apup-deactivated20171002]

[120005]

anxiety: all your friends are annoyed by you

me, putting folders on the table: um nice try but that's not what the evidence says

anxiety, pushing folders off the table: what evidence

me: damn u right

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[ch4d]

sia get out of my house

[whitegenocidereturns]

oh so you like metal? name 3 blacksmiths

[combatboredom-deactivated201804]

Will, Jaden and Willow. 

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

where did the little girl go when the bomb went off?

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

everywhere

[beyoncevevo]