🍑 @127crack - Tumblr Blog

[10:36] xiaojun cuts u with his jawline. you die

[16:23] you break jae's guitar so he pushes u down the stairs

i made this for u @skaterjae !!

[17:33] fast food employee!ten spits in your food before giving it to you

[10:22] admin 🍑 is revived from the dead and is really sorry for not posting!!

[09:23] taeil sees you wearing his sweater. he bodyslams you

[07:39] taeyong's birthday wish is to grow new hair. as soon as he blows out the candles he goes bald

you walk into the room and find yuta watching furry porn

[16:00] admin 🍑 is slightly disturbed and entertained.

[15:40] donghyuk sees you fall. he laughs and walks away

[18:38] admin 🍑 would like to thank everyone for their support. please send requests!

[07:28] winwin is the king of china and needs more lines. haechan is a vocal legend mariah carey is shook

[15:39] jeno smiles so hard at you that his eyes fall out. you're horrified

[06:55] lucas laughs too hard. he falls on you and crushes you

[06:53] you use taeyong's ass as a table for your food.

[16:39] jaemin ignores your calls and ditches you to hang out with his friends

[15:00] you're ordering pizza with johnny. you ask for hawaiian pizza and johnny breaks up with you 🧡

[13:51] chenle throws a dodgeball at your face and knocks out two of your teeth

[13:45] kun shows you a magic trick. he makes you disappear and you never come back

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