[cocoon2010]

We all got that one vassal who's read a few too many warrior tales... Trying to get a little freaky with it on the down low... Won't shut up about his loyalty unto death... Saying shit like "my liege, I am your blade...." Bitch I sent you to guard my isolated holdings in the eastern provinces for a reason!!!!!!! #REBLOG!!!!!

[innerchildabortionclinic]

❔

[innerchildabortionclinic]

tornado spawn point

[clottedwings]

[holopics]

black vultures

[sparklingbog]

[gothdianxia]

[medievaljournalist]

wait here while my manservant fetches the anti-elf rifle

[fuckedelf]

U kno what im really starting 2 get fucking tired of getting shot at all tha time

[cutecipher]

[nociceptrix-deactivated20241108]

[gaycop]

literally my favorite thing tim has ever said on the show

[frankiedotbiz]

this picture of rfk jr is making me laugh my ass off

[timandtonigasleakwedding]

I've tried almost every combination of numbers that Dracula would think of!

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[knowyournewmeme]

drink a listerine shot mid bong rip call it avatar 2

[strawmanfallacy]

[strawmanfallacy]

[flimflix]

[chips1977]

Were you hurt by my cruelty ?

[contemptible-scoundrel]

they're using bots to catfish dudes with bedtimes on twitter

[zxbuster-advent]