me me big boy

[noahreids]

Hudson Williams for Wonderland Spring Issue

[dogpuppy]

[sacred-portal]

[cherryberg]

[a-sentient-cup]

[pyrobot1cs]

[charl0ttan]

drunk and in love and full of food i think only the torturer eel could harm me

[torturer-eel]

hello

[charl0ttan]

fuck my whole entire life

[noodles-07]

"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[fullmetalfisting]

Me: *looking at a porcelain hand in the home decor aisle of a store* if I lost my hands in some kind of tragic accident, I’d decorate my entire home with hand-shaped things. Then I’d invite guests over for like, dinner parties and such and sit there expectantly just basking in their discomfort.

My boyfriend: Do you hear what you say when you talk? Do you know what you just said to me?

[niceinchnails]

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

[5tarplayboy]

[chupalacrica-lambeelculo]

Spongebob & Patrick

[throathole]

?

[segamascott]

what's not clicking

[theotherwesley]

He was as tall as he was tall, and his eyes were the color they were. To describe his hair one would say that he had some. His face had all the features you'd expect, and none of the ones you wouldn't. "There he is," people would often say of him, but only when he was there. And they were right.

[lesbx]

i was jumanji’d too when i was a kid but no one cared

[lesbx]

i was also zathura’d. i got both jumanji’d and zathura’d. Statistical impossibility but sad and true

[lesbx]

Can we not victim blame

[trashcangimmick]

[goldensunset]

[queen-mihai]

Damn they were all about the glitter 30 years ago huh?

[goldensunset]

30?

[queen-mihai]

Idk 32 or something I stopped counting

[silverpolish]

my goal for 2025 is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

[redbuddi]

[cupidjoy]

drinking an entire bottle of wine then yelling at this like it's the super bowl

[cupidjoy]

update I’m stone cold sober and started sobbing the second the those lil dogs came out

[mousidy]

love when you go to the club and the DJ sets the water level up high and everyone starts swimmin

[mousidy]

and you just know someone's gonna scream "DJ! play fish music!" and everyone's gonna act like their favorite fish 😁

[mousidy]

[gunpla]

its always "pissing me off" and never "pooping me off". Now why is that?

[sony-official]

you're shitting me

[gunpla]

ive been through SO much. PLEASE dont try and fuck me. you dont understand