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i'm nils nussenbaum and i do the worm and other men [HS AU for DMMD] Tracking the tag 1337delinquent

[1337delinquent]

(( its still munday so I'm posting a special selfie! ))

i got a belated bday gift from my friends! uwaaah! finally I own my aoba!

also gave me new keychains (aoba/mikaze/knk) these really cheered me up from being so ill! ))

[1337delinquent]

[rolls out of bed with the grace of a thousand russet potatoes] 

(( whos dying inside??? THIS GUY _(┐「ε:)_ most likely i wont b on at all today cos LOL hella illness has fallen upon this memester! feel free drop shit (not literal) in my askbox so i can meme on u another day nerds. LEE OUT ))

[the-boss-skeleton]

8-Bit Pizza

Made this thinking about two of my friends birthdays coming up.

Check out more here at 8-Bit Cinema

or check out my other stuff back at Studio 1-B

[1337delinquent]

"What’s that pressing against my back?"

"Don't look! I give you hints," Noiz said, trying to suppress a chuckle. He was going to get Koro back for eating the last slice of pizza. No one memed on Noiz Nussenbaum and lived to skate another day.

"It's long," he gave Koro's back a light tap with the object, trying not to give too much away. Noiz weighed it in his hand, running his other along the curve. He felt kind of ecchi just holding it. "I guess it's pretty thick... but it's still pretty soft. You probably have a few of them at home. Can you guess?"

[1337delinquent]

I love your presence and your memes on my dashboard, I love you too, I'll be there for you, and if i'm not there for you, then just know that i'm thinking about you. Send this to 10 people you care deeply about. ヽ(´▽`)/~~~

(( uwaaaaah! thank you lychee-chan! ))

[1337delinquent]

"What's that pressing against my back?"

"A big treat. Someone told me you like them." Noiz swatted Aoba in the back once more with the long, sweet treat, unconcerned with the fact that he was dirtying up his jacket. When they had met up, the older man looked a little upset, not that it was any of Noiz's business. He was just being observant. It annoyed him when people were mopey. Weren't sweet things good for bad days? Well, whatever the case was, he had already bought the churro and he sure as hell wasn't going to eat it. Something about cinnamon made him sick. 

"Here," he said, hurrying to Aoba's side and shoving the snack into his hand. "Eat it while it's hot."

[1337delinquent]

You're going to break me!

"Suck it up! You asked for this," the German teen growled, eyebrows furrowed in concentration as his slender fingers worked quickly. This would be a lot easier if he had been given a little notice! Kenko was just too big, he was never going to fit!

The truth was, Noiz didn’t know what he was doing. He’d never really done this before with another person. Sure, he’d watched videos online and read about it, but nothing could really prepare you for putting a corset on a fully grown android. Kenko was lucky Noiz even happened to have one lying around. With one final tug, he tied the ribbon into a neat bow and gave the android a pat on the back.

"It’s a little tight, but I’m guessing you aren’t going to keep this on for very long…"

[brokenrobokurage-deactivated201]

Clear was on his hands and knees on the floor taking in all the all that he needs. Thanks to the corset, the tightness constricting the insides of his stomach left him little to breath.

Actually, in the middle of being suffocated from having his innards crushed, Clear has forgotten what why he needs to be in one.

"Um, Noiz-san why am I wearing this?"

[1337delinquent]

Noiz shrugged, wiping nonexistent sweat from his brow. "I don't know. You said you needed something nice to wear out. This is nice," he said matter of factly before heading towards the kitchen to get something to drink. How was he supposed to know he wanted a nice shirt or jacket. Noiz was pretty sure he didn't own anything like that. He chugged a can of Mountain Dew and slammed it on the counter before readdressing the broken man.

"You can keep it, you look good in orange."

[1337delinquent]

"Are you sure it’s going to fit?"

Noiz took a step back to reexamine his handiwork. He had made sure to stretch it thoroughly before stuffing it full, but he supposed everything had its breaking point. Even plastic bags. 

"I bet we can fit more," he reassured Usagi, grabbing a few more pastel colored lollipops and stuffing them in the bag. Did Noiz really like Chupa Chups? No. But when the sign outside the candy store said one bag for 500 Yen, he couldn't help but take the challenge. It was almost a crime to wipe them clean of almost every cute pink candy he could get his hands on. 

Small tears were beginning to form and rather than having it burst candy on the floor and be told to clean it up, he went to purchase them. The cashier wasn't very pleased as he took the money and bid the two farewell. 

[1337delinquent]

You're going to break me!

"Suck it up! You asked for this," the German teen growled, eyebrows furrowed in concentration as his slender fingers worked quickly. This would be a lot easier if he had been given a little notice! Kenko was just too big, he was never going to fit!

The truth was, Noiz didn't know what he was doing. He'd never really done this before with another person. Sure, he'd watched videos online and read about it, but nothing could really prepare you for putting a corset on a fully grown android. Kenko was lucky Noiz even happened to have one lying around. With one final tug, he tied the ribbon into a neat bow and gave the android a pat on the back.

"It's a little tight, but I'm guessing you aren't going to keep this on for very long..."

[frommemetoyou]

SAY ONE OF THE FOLLOWING TO MY MUSE TO SEE HOW THEY REACT (Innuendo version)

Disclaimer: These are technically SFW, they are however as they are innuendos they can be interpreted however you want… have fun!

[frommemetoyou]

"It’s so big!"

"Are you sure it’s going to fit?"

"You’re being too rough."

"I’m not fragile, you don’t have to be so gentle."

"Wrong hole!"

"I’m dripping wet."

"Don’t get it in my hair."

"It won’t stop squirting."

"Bend over."

"I’m never getting on my knees for you again."

"You’re really hitting the spot."

"Yes! Yes! Oh Yes!"

"You’re going to break me."

"Are you sure two fingers is enough?"

"Take it."

"Is that it?"

"That didn’t last very long…"

"I didn’t know it would get that hard."

"Just put it in!"

"Right there."

"Who taught you how to aim.

"Hit it really deep."

"We might as well go out with a bang."

"What’s that pressing against my back?"

"I got it in my eye."

"Harder… no, faster."

[noiselessrabbit-deactivated2014]

“Not really.”

Maybe he should have been a bit more clear on that matter, huh? Guess he had quite a bit to go about explaining to his other self—if any of it would actually make sense to him that is.

“There is a guy… older, idiot really. Of course there are also a few other guys who want his attention as well, two rib players; one just an annoyance and the other a criminal even I wouldn’t want to mess around with and a guy in a gasmask who’s so sickly sweet you’d probably want to punch him a few times. To be honest it’s a little weird.”

[1337delinquent]

Yeah, this really wasn't any help to him. He did listen however, nodding along absently as his other self chattered on about rib and criminals? That made no sense to him. Gasmasks though, that was another story. He knew someone that wore a gasmask and was sickeningly sweet to the point of violence. Were him and Clear always going to be in each others lives, no matter what universe or timeline? That was both comforting and unsettling. The way this Noiz talked, it didn't seem like him and the German teen saw eye to eye about Clear. 

This was beyond a little weird. It was downright fucked up. What one man would put up with so many weirdos hanging all over him. He'd have to be some kind of dumbass. 

"Are you all fighting over one guy? Sounds like a hot mess. He better be hot."

[usagimodoki-chan-archive-deacti]

Game Date //1337delinquent

[usagimodoki-chan-archive-deacti]

That sounded about right, Usagi could picture Clear being like that at least. “It is nice that you try at least.” He hummed, relaxing back against the couch as well. Well, as well as he could; he was still a bit nervous about this new development. It didn’t seem like he was the only one though, giving Noiz’s question.

"Hmm? Oh, well, that you were German too and…he told me that you got along. Also…Um, he said you were interesting, and even if you could be rude sometimes you did considerate things. He also said that it was hard to tell what you were thinking." He answered, biting his lip nervously. Was this okay…? "The way he said it though, I do not think Pea-kun meant anything bad by it. He was spirited when he talked about you, like you were good friends." He added with a small smile. 

[1337delinquent]

Dang. Dang. Noiz stayed silent for a moment, eyebrows furrowed and lips pursed in what seemed to be mild frustration. Clear had said all that about him? What the hell. That was so like Clear, saying a bunch of nice things behind your back, even if you were a colossal jackass. 

"Hm," was all he responded with, feigning interest in the game. It was easy enough to play with such little concentration, but now he wasn't interested cute 3d platforming sack people. Like many teens in the height of their youth, he was really only concerned one thing... And even he wasn't going to bring that up with Usagi. As embarrassing as it was to have a crush on your best friend, it was even more so to admit it out loud.

Instead, he decided to drop the topic all together. After all, he did technically get the info he wanted. As they approached a boss battle, Noiz quickly put Usagi back in the lime light. "So where in Germany are you and your brother from? You kind of have a Bremen feel. You know, sometimes you seem very business-y."

[1337delinquent]

(( i was going to work on drafts but im sick and the medicine is kicking in ＿ﾉ乙(､ﾝ､)_ gomen im trash ))

[1337delinquent]

( brings url in here i just want u to be more gay 2 me )

(( AHHHHHH SCREAMS IN UR FACE BEFORE PUSHING U INTO A DUMPSTER AND CUDDLING THE SHIT OUT OF YOU

UH i love the way you write, n koro is just top notch. he can be funny but also its not awkward when hes serious (EVEN THO ITS WEIRD COS IM LIKE KORO PLS) ON A GAYER NOTE: youre super amazing and trash, but youre my trash.  youre hilarous and sweet and a huge frickin dork. i love everything abt you, you are perfectly perfect for me. so [sweats profusely] i love you a lot OKAY? OKAY. /gay rambling ))

[1337delinquent]

//worms my url in

(( who u think u are, noiz?!?!?!?!

ycheeeeeeeee! youre real nice and you do cool ass drawngs (ALL OF CLEAR U BIG NERD) and kenko is a huge frickin weenie, but in a good way. not in a moist-weenie-that-hit-the-ground-and-is-now-covered-in-dirt-and-bird-shit way! i like that hes kinda weathered and not completely baby-face innocent, the dudes seen some shit. ))

[1337delinquent]

*shyly drops url in askbox .w.*

(( promptly slamdunks ur url in the toilet lol

i dont talk ooc w/ you and i've only had the one thread but! i like that ur alphas are kinda creepy but still fun??? does that make sense? whatever UR LOVELY DEAL WITH IT ))

[1337delinquent]

*nervously parkours my url to you*

(( wat can be said abt misterwunder? you sure live up to ur name!

i think ur hella funny and im super stoked to rp out silly shit with you! i really thought i wasnt gonna like a ge noiz but i really like yours! u know wat they say, we roll together we troll together ))