Would You Like… Another Nail

[funky-bbgrl-08]

Hey, you know what tumblr icon I kind of miss?

[thatssoearly2014]

Who?

[thatssoearly2014]

The bone-stealing witch girl

[deepspace-dipshit]

Oh hey! I remember her. What a time to be alive

[13ferrett]

Wait so this was like…. A real thing

I thought this was just some elaborate shitpost or something

[inmydreamlastnight]

I was a shark in the Pacific Ocean and I accidentally swam into the Atlantic Ocean, and the increased salinity fucked up my gills, killing me instantly

[skinamarinkadink03]

How does swimming into the wrong ocean kill you instantly

[13ferrett]

One more question, how exactly were you a shark?

[lonelybuck247]

Hey guys so umm I left my warren a little while back (I am a male rabbit), and I am having the rabbit urge to create offspring but I forgot that I need a doe and I forgot to get married before leaving the warren send help

[13ferrett]

Are there actually no other female rabbits around, or are there just none where you currently live

[13ferrett]

Look at these puppies 🥺 they’re such cuties