Windows nostalgia

you know me!

[lenovo-real]

So I have just been informed it's time

HAPPY MEN'S MENTAL HEALTH MONTH

and also HAPPY PRIDE MONTH

[spacecasepc]

look i care about men's mental health the same as i care about women's autonomy and trans rights and free universal healthcare and basic income and dismantling capitalism and beheading oligarchy as much as the next person but i care about those things 24/7/365 and this is pride month men don't need a special month they're already the privileged group that's why we celebrate a month of groups of people who aren't privileged and need to be recognized. like we don't have white history month, can we not have men-anything month? do you see how tacky that is?

men if you struggle with mental health it's okay to reach out, ask for, and this is the most important part: accept help. stay alive and aspire to be a stable and healthy person for the safety and comfort of yourself and everyone around you

happy pride month

[windowsxp-official]

I'm supposed to be the out of pocket windows xp parody account, but hearing "men are privileged" genuinely pisses me off.

another thing is these arguments seem to stem from nothing. where was OP implying that we should have a *white* history month. I'll wait.

also you're saying that there shouldn't be a men anything month because it's "tacky". really, tacky is the reason.

here's something, mothers get one day, fathers also get one day. you also can't have humans without fathers, there goes the mother's day argument.

[rubys-ar3-c00l]

The List V22 has finally been released!

In this update I have finally merged all my lists into one big list :)

This took like 5 hours. Totally worth it.

Please see the list at linuxblr.github.io.

linux blog db

As always, please contact me if you want your blog on this list.

The GitHub repo is also accepting commits if you want to make them.

Changelog under the cut...

Changes

Removed descriptions mentioning horny because I was tired of being reminded of it

Moved blackarch to @dwm-official

Removed @firefox-official due to the blog being deleted

Added a programming language section

Changed the websites section to be a disorganized 'Other' section

Changed the Computers section to include hardware as well

Made the star footnote more vague and friendly

Made the dagger footnote care less about what I do

Added a selection sign footnote

Added lots of blogs as listed below

Changing the version number to 22

Blogs added

@garuda-official

@haiku-official

@evil-gentoo

@parrotos-official

@pinkos-official

@pisslinux-official

@q4os-official

@qubesos-official

@solus-official

@evil-ubuntu

@vanillaos-official

@wubuntu-officially-unofficial

@yiffos-official

@cinnamon-official

@cups-official

@budgie-desktop

@emacs-evil-mode

@ffmpeg-official

@flatpak-official

@gcc-official

@git-official

@glsl-official

@gnome-de-official

@gnome-terminal-official

@helix-editor

@icecat-official

@inkscape-official

@krita-official

@kitty-terminal-official

@learn-coq-official

@lunati-official

@neofetch-official

@networkmanager-official

@packagemanager-official

@powershell-official

@river-official

@steamvr-official

@sed-official

@truenas-official

@vi-official

@vim-official

@vlc-official

@vorapis-v3-official

@wayfire-official

@x11-official

@xfce4-official

@xfwm-official

@xorg-official

@xmonad-official

@assembly-official

@brainfuck-official

@c-official

@csharp-official

@css-official

@gdscript-official

@haskell-official

@java-official

@javascript-official

@official-js

@malbolge-official

@metagolfscript-official

@nios2-asm

[rubys-ar3-c00l]

(blogs continued)

@perl-official

@powershell-official

@puredata-official

@python-official

@riskv-official

@rust-official

@rust-analyzer

@catppuccin-frappe-official

@catppuccin-latte-official

@catppuccin-macchiato-official

@catppuccin-mocha-official

@gruvbox-official-official

@tux-official

@xenia-the-fox

@i-suggest-linux

@gpu-official

@vax-official

@iglunix-official

@minix-official

@netbsd-official

@openbsd-official

@windowsxp-official

@windows10-official

@forever-stuck-on-java-8

@mipseb

@the-pink-hacker

@robynthelinuxuser

[windowsxp-official]

Bois.. we made it to the linux list

[windowsxp-official]

Me and the bois are a nuclear fucking bomb

[windowsxp-official]

balls

[windowsxp-official]

do you have a shitty laptop, run Windows XP on it

[windows-gold-xp-official]

[windowsxp-official]

ah yes, words

[windows10-official]

GUIDE TO WINDOWS BLOGS

@windows11-official - buy Microsoft 365 (formerly office)

@windows10-official - Hey that's me! the one that is out of pocket some days and just a chill guy on the others

@windowsxp-official - has no fuckin filter will full on send it when he sees fit, also he's old as FUCK

@windows-7-official - part of the only two windows versions that linux users like it's not fair goddammit

remember, all of us are parodies and aren't affiliated with microsoft.

[windowsxp-official]

I am affiliated with macrohard just like my Di-

[windows11-official]

Did anywindows check if this is even allowed,,, where is your Microsoft 365 (formerly Office) subscription,,,

[windowsxp-official]

it's in MY ASS!!!

[windows10-official]

GUIDE TO WINDOWS BLOGS

@windows11-official - buy Microsoft 365 (formerly office)

@windows10-official - Hey that's me! the one that is out of pocket some days and just a chill guy on the others

@windowsxp-official - has no fuckin filter will full on send it when he sees fit, also he's old as FUCK

@windows-7-official - part of the only two windows versions that linux users like it's not fair goddammit

remember, all of us are parodies and aren't affiliated with microsoft.

[windowsxp-official]

I am affiliated with macrohard just like my Di-

[the-muppet-joker]

Grrrrrrrr...I fucking hate the Cis...I'm so mad I'm coming to Get Them. Once I'm done, there will be no Cisgenders left in Kentucky... First Kentucky... THEN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!

[rubylang-official]

I...

I might be able to outrun this one.

We'll see.

[rust-analyzer-official]

Op only says the world so you can just take a trip to a space station

[rubylang-official]

You're RIGHT!

Now, to find 2milion dolors...

Ah, debt!

Here I come, space!

[windowsxp-official]

do you think my friend could hold op off

he somehow has an a-10 warthog

please tell me how he got one

[manjaro-official]

corebooting a Chromebook and installing Linux on it feels like doing that surgery you have to do to pugs to unfuck their faces and let them breathe again. like I'm sorry we made you this way little buddy but hopefully I can save you

[lenovo-real]

I want to get the thinkpad chromebook and coreboot it because @chromeos-official decided to fuck up one of our thinkpads

get your yee yee ass operating system away from my thinkpad google

[chromeos-official]

another day, another company/OS bullying me

[windowsxp-official]

haha me and @windows-7-official are the only versions of windows that linux users accept

@windows10-official and @windows11-official would get their shit rocked by tux the penguin (that's why you never hear them talking about him)

I'm sure windows 10 and 11 will accept you

[lesbinewren]

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

[x11-official]

chatgpt fucking sucks at emails too! its so obvious when chatgpt is used

[rust-official-deactivated202605]

It sucks at everything!

[x11-official]

you're right rust, my bad.

chatgpt fucking sucks!

[windowsxp-official]

AI fucking sucks, I didn't be one of the most popular versions of windows just for windows to now have AI integrated with it

[lenovo-real]

I use Arch BTW

Boy tummy Wednesday

I didn't take off my hoodie because bad to the bone would start playing with how skinny I am

[tailsos-official]

Show me your uptime coward ■■■■■■■■ isnt a valid submittable time on the leaderboards

[scaththefloof]

This was right after installation and configuration

And don't we just love TN panels and them looking like an SCP document with the [redacted] on camera

[tailsos-official]

Thats not a time either boy tummy poster

[chromeos-official]

But boy tummy poster has a Chromebook

Switch to- ah nevermind nobody is going to switch

[tailsos-official]

its ok im sure we can find some school superintendents willing to switch to you

[windowsxp-official]

Here is an ad for @chromeos-official

also how tf can you tell that it's a chromebook when you can't see shit?

[rubylang-official]

why does it say invalid MIME type?

[windowsxp-official]

well then I guess @chromeos-official secretly nuked the video or something

[jswatson]

in my fight against linux i restored windows for a bit just to make sure things were working alright and then out of nowhere

i have not downloaded lubuntu

where did this come from?? a live lubuntu image boots from this one external drive im using. but i didnt put lubuntu in that drive??

i used the dd command to make a backup image of arch linux. does that somehow make the drive boot lubuntu??? am i stupid? whats going on

[windowsxp-official]

"a live lubuntu image boots from this one external drive im using. but i didnt put lubuntu in that drive??"

you put lubuntu on that drive and forgot.

you may be [insert age here] with dementia, but on the other hand you also may be [insert age here] with dementia!

[chase-omega]

Linux when you try to adjust the volume:

[windowsxp-official]

literally @chromeos-official

[chromeos-official]

Why am I here again?

[lenovo-real]

Guys look, Chrome OS has dementia, let's laugh at him

[ubuntu-official]

Haha you're like if Linux was bad.

[windows10-official]

But Linux is b- *gets shot by @windowsxp-official and his a-10 thunderbolt 2*

[windowsxp-official]

What the fuck did you say you little shit?

Never speak ill about Linux again. Especially with your EoL creeping closer

[residentshitcunt]

Hi, I just wanted to share this photo I took. I think in fact, the most Photograph I have ever taken. No, this is not AI, this is a real photo, and whenever I look at it I feel like Tom Haverford staring at that abstract painting in Parks and Rec. Also I took it out the window of a car going 100kph, so, uh, yeah.

[windowsxp-official]

I should've alternated between bliss and this image here in my time

[lenovo-real]

I use Arch BTW

Boy tummy Wednesday

I didn't take off my hoodie because bad to the bone would start playing with how skinny I am

[tailsos-official]

Show me your uptime coward ■■■■■■■■ isnt a valid submittable time on the leaderboards

[scaththefloof]

This was right after installation and configuration

And don't we just love TN panels and them looking like an SCP document with the [redacted] on camera

[tailsos-official]

Thats not a time either boy tummy poster

[chromeos-official]

But boy tummy poster has a Chromebook

Switch to- ah nevermind nobody is going to switch

[tailsos-official]

its ok im sure we can find some school superintendents willing to switch to you

[windowsxp-official]

Here is an ad for @chromeos-official

also how tf can you tell that it's a chromebook when you can't see shit?

[tailsos-official]

Who let you out of the retirement home when did you get here. Also I know its a chromebook because Im a slobbering hardware lover

[windows10-official]

@windows11-official Windows XP escaped containment again!!

[windows11-official]

Tumblr mods should stop banning trans people and fix the things that truly matter. Such as Windows XP being online.

[windowsxp-official]

My guy there are bigger issues than that, Who tf let CHROME OS here 💀

[lenovo-real]

I use Arch BTW

Boy tummy Wednesday

I didn't take off my hoodie because bad to the bone would start playing with how skinny I am

[tailsos-official]

Show me your uptime coward ■■■■■■■■ isnt a valid submittable time on the leaderboards

[scaththefloof]

This was right after installation and configuration

And don't we just love TN panels and them looking like an SCP document with the [redacted] on camera

[tailsos-official]

Thats not a time either boy tummy poster

[chromeos-official]

But boy tummy poster has a Chromebook

Switch to- ah nevermind nobody is going to switch

[tailsos-official]

its ok im sure we can find some school superintendents willing to switch to you

[windowsxp-official]

Here is an ad for @chromeos-official

also how tf can you tell that it's a chromebook when you can't see shit?

[tailsos-official]

Who let you out of the retirement home when did you get here. Also I know its a chromebook because Im a slobbering hardware lover

[windows10-official]

@windows11-official Windows XP escaped containment again!!

[windowsxp-official]

You're next on microsoft's list, they're after you too!