I was a shark in the Pacific Ocean and I accidentally swam into the Atlantic Ocean, and the increased salinity fucked up my gills, killing me instantly
How does swimming into the wrong ocean kill you instantly
One more question, how exactly were you a shark?
It was a dream dude, look at my username. This is my dream journal blog
Ohhhhhhh that makes a lot more sense
Oh you had a dream last night? Where exactly do you live op, I need you for something
Oh hi there tumblr user marrowharvester, I’ll just DM you my address, I don’t want any crazy people killing me or anything or taking anything valuable from me. Hard to trust people these days








