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Keep me down? It dudn't work!

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[calellon]

who up desiring me carnally

[v3l3nomortale]

Rodney Wood

Inamorata’s Memory

[sergle]

u good?

girl obviously not

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[puppyseedmuffins]

no, being strung up and used a punching bag would not "fix me" but it would break me in new and interesting ways instead of the usual lame ones

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i get so scared off that anything

[rivercreature]

outbound & gone

I-5 corridor

[oldmanpusspuss]

most euthanizable mutuals of 2026

[sizzlingcandyj3llyf1sh]

“source?” the mold in my water bottle told me

[13oddbeetles]

The worst part about living with people whos main hobby is enjoying food is that i have repeatedly been spending $50+ per meal dining out and i dont think i will be stopping any time soon

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[wizardjail]

i mean, you know, people are entitled to their sexual proclivities. let there be a thousand blossoms bloom, as far as i'm concerned. but i ain't spending any time on it, because in the meantime, every three months, a person's torn to pieces by maenads in thebes

[assaultmystic-archive]

the self is a guy you made up to get mad at

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[nadianotapplicable]

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

[13oddbeetles]

Dangerous thinking mayhaps but:

>be really sad becuase i didn't get into my academic program and also received a rejection from a really cool job

>my sister who i live with and her husband are both going through really tough life things too

>begin a self-loathing spiral where i think my life is plateuing and I will never be able to make anything of myself

>have two large wine spritzers

>get pulled out of my self-loathing long enough to clean my room and come up with a six month game plan for how to get into the research job i really want

Thank you wine