the hare runs into the fire

she/her, late 20s

[evidently-endless]

honestly irritating to find my weird little limits for what i’ll post about like fineeee it’s irresponsible and awkward to talk about that. i fucking guess.

[kosmogrl]

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[damndorothea]

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

[evidently-endless]

the problem is that it would be much less annoying to just properly give in to the self destructive urges

[rhinco]

inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real

[jareckiworld]

Cat Johnston —The God of Hayfever (textiles, epoxy clay, paint, wood, 2024)

[evidently-endless]

just want to be able to buy a single cigarette and smoke it while staring moodily into the distance and then not touch one again for another year.

[evidently-endless]

[tmgbanter]

“This is a song about how you remember your times that you spent in the thrall of the evil that lives inside of you. We identify these evils as external evils because it’s a lot easier than suggesting that your dark times actually are a function of some… thing that’s always in there, like the Blob. It’s like, no matter how hard you freeze it, you know, it somehow thaws and comes out and ruins you for season after season. But it’s never permanent; it feels like it’s going to be permanent, but it’s not permanent. But it feels like it is. And you get away from it and you remember, ‘Oh, that was- that was a dark demon running my house at that time.’”

— John Darnielle introducing In Memory of Satan, The Wexner Center on 2015-04-22

[scavengerhuntsman]

this is the single greatest line of dialogue that has ever or will ever exist im so glad the big bang happened and life progressed to the exact line of circumstances that allowed this to happen

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Bank of England are letting you vote for what animals you want on their new bank notes: https://www.bankofengland.co.uk/banknotes/help-us-design-our-next-series-of-banknotes

Pine martens are an option!

PINE MARTENS??!?

[becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys]

Oh my god, you can choose up to two from each category:

HOW CAN I NARROW THIS DOWN

[evidently-endless]

guy who apparently believes shelves will just expand as needed

[kabaks]

"What? It isn't just your words, is it? The promise of a thing hard to define and impossible to deliver...that is what you're suggesting I get, in exchange for surrendering an asset worth what that girl is worth?"

BLACK SAILS | XIV

[starfoxff]

No Children rules unbelievably on its own merits but it rules especially as the 7th track on Tallahassee. Right in the middle of this horror story there's a lively tongue-in-cheek duet that sounds like it's being played in a bar and it's horrible but it's all fun and romantic and then you have 7 songs left and two of them are See America Right and Oceanographer's choice. Greatest album ever written.

[stjohnstarling]

I'm in your house picking your shy, uptight man like a lock.

[stjohnstarling]

Like this, btw. ⬆️

[stjohnstarling]

@anarchafemme Congrats on being the funniest person on this post.

[segamascott]

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh