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Man, I didn't know the Trojan Prince Paris of Troy was Greek.... or that all Greek people have always been white.... i did not miss getting dumbass comments like this during my break.

co0l7ne3rdy

silly us, guys!

we forgot again that white is the default race and everyone else just dropped in the 1900s! oopsie daisy lily!

and the trojan prince (THE CITY THAT IS CONFIRMED LOCATED IN TURCKY, A MIDDLE EASTERN LAND) was WHITE!!

on a more serious note, "race" is a social construct made by white society to feel superior to darker people, and it’s ever changing, this shit is not real and it does not exist and did NOT excited 1000 years ago, let alone in ancient troy times.

the greeks were not "white", the concept of race does not apply to ancient societies, it only applies to our stupid one. they were all from all sorts of skin colours, they just happen to be the origin of europe.

if anything, paris of troy was brown, but keep dreaming you racist air head.

#sigh #whatever man #greek mythology #the odyssey #the iliad #paris the musical #paris of troy #the history of troy to be more accurate.#homeric epics #racism #white people bullshit

twofagschillininahottub

i dont like Having Opinions ,, Having Opinions is scary because what if theyre Wrong and ppl disagree with them and ppl hate me and nobody likes me because of my Bad Incorrect Opinions which are a reflection of my Bad Incorrect Brain and then im alone forever and then i die

#dependent personality disorder #dpd

"Not all heroes are neurotypical."

- my friend, (for some reason) after i said robin hood is a sub?

#robin hood #folklore #neurodivergent #neurotypical #qoutes #submisive loser #whatever the fuck that means #middle ages #medieval

BECAUSE NOLAN'S ODYSSEY TRAILER KILLED MY GRANDMA, OKAY

#greek mythology #the odyssey #homer odyssey #nolan odyssey #homeric epics #christopher nolan #odysseus #trolls #because singing killed my grandma okay

jemmiahorn1fan

idk bro i wouldn't Zeus hearing me say that

co0l7ne3rdy

yeah bro as if Athena isn’t one sad story away from breastfeeding you out of motherly love

#this is bullshit #the odyssey #greek mythology #greek gods #athena

HELLO Hellenism followers and pagans of tumblr!

I am working on a short story the involves verbal prayer to Gods, especially Aidos and Athena, i would love to learn from you all how would someone who is old kinda Address them when talking or prayer directly to them? and other gods !

I am muslim and would love to be educated to not do any kind of mistake when representing the prayer in my fic <3

#hellenism #hellenic polytheism #hellenic pagan #hellenic deities #hellenic worship #hellenic community #hellenic gods #paganism #paganblr #religion #writing #writerblr #greek mythology #homeric epics #homer odyssey

co0l7ne3rdy

the nolan's odyssey trailer killed any kind of hope that was left in my soul, i call this now "hollywoodslop", a movie made half assed to go to theatres and make a shit tone of money because of the director's name and the title of the film.

also… WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE PEOPLE?? IN WHICH BOOK DOES ODYSSEUS DEAL WITH SOME GOOFY ASS MEDIEVAL KNIGHTS??

ulises-aithon

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If those are Ciconians that's so wrong and if trojans worse. And I'm just going straight to the trees T T

Ciconians are in the broadleaf forests which are not what is being shot here (this tells us that Nolan has filmed this in a colder or higher altitude position)

those conifer trees are not typical of a pinus halepensis or pinus brutia. or a normal pine

Pinus halepensis creates an open canopy type of forest and so does Pinus brutia

It is hilarious how they have set in a conifer forest (which greece has and they are so cool btw) when this should be set near the coast T T

Conifer tree forest of Greece btw

for example this was taken at Macedonian administration near where the ciconians may have been (two sides of the same road)

NEAR THE COAST TOO

Anyways if they think is Sardinia/Corsica if they are Laestrigones, they are also so f wrong as those coasts are warmer and do not have those trees either and no mediterranean coast has those trailer trees near their shore without a transition area, that's so wrong in so many levels.

pm que cujons?!

PICEA SPP. NEAR THE COAST WITH SUCH A DISSIPATIVE COAST IS NOT GREEK! THAT BEACH IS NOT GREEK NOR MEDITERRANEAN! OMG FUCKING THAT'S NOT MAKEDONÍA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mediterranean coasts are the first example, meaning they are not that wide as for example the second example.

hese are the Ciconian beaches btw. te one of the film represents one that has a huge tidal range i.e not northern greece T T Nor Sardinia nor Corsica have monospecies picea forest at seaside (picea abies the european picea is native to the area but not as a huge ass forest but rather in association as we can see in the road images)

True Macedonian beaches are microtidal, meaning they experience little tide ranges as the rest of the Mediterranean (outside of some special cases as Euboea which does have great tide ranges because of coastal configuration or the Adriatic sea which is macromareal)

Look how the Adriatic is the extreme outlier here

co0l7ne3rdy

you put more research into a SHORT TUMBLR BLOG THAN NOLAN PUT INTO THIS WHOLE MOVIE.

OMG YOU HAVE NOOOOO IDEA HOW I AM READING THIS WITH SUCH PASSION I WISH NOLAN HAD. FUCKING TAKE HIS PLACE AND DECIDE THE SET DESIGN FOR IT!! SAVE US!!!

#greek mythology #nolan odyssey #the odyssey #christopher nolan #ancient greek mythology

also… WHO THE FUCK ARE THOSE PEOPLE?? IN WHICH BOOK DOES ODYSSEUS DEAL WITH SOME GOOFY ASS MEDIEVAL KNIGHTS??

#the odyssey #homer odyssey #nolan odyssey #christopher nolan #greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #greek myth retellings #fuck this

co0l7ne3rdy

OH MY GOD BRUH PARIS.

I HATE YOU PARIS. SHUT THE FUCK UP PARIS.

blah blah blah i'm so pretty WELL I GUESS YOU FUCKING ARE, WHOREBOY.

ulises-aithon

I do like the fact Paris respects Hector more than Hector respects him. It does something tk his personality that I think is pretty neat

co0l7ne3rdy

Oh boy now you brought attention to that detail…. Woah.

he really thing they are the "beauty and strength" duo like you are NOT part of the team

OH MY GOD BRUH PARIS.

I HATE YOU PARIS. SHUT THE FUCK UP PARIS.

blah blah blah i'm so pretty WELL I GUESS YOU FUCKING ARE, WHOREBOY.

#i say this with all the love in my heart #the iliad #homers iliad #greek mythology #homeric epics #ancient greek mythology #paris of troy #helen of troy #hector of troy

Helen goes through the 5 stages of grief whenever Paris opens his mouth to utter nonsense while she realises she still wants to fuck him

#helen of troy #paris of troy #helen x paris #the iliad #greek mythology #homers iliad #paris the musical #artistis on tumblr #doodle #character dynamics

co0l7ne3rdy

i hope we all are on the same page here.

note: Patroclus is switch leaning sub and Odysseus is switch leaning dom.

co0l7ne3rdy

bold of yall to assume if this has anything to do with them being tops or bottoms.

[not Agamemnon though, he is still locked in tartarus, forever for his sins]

#anyway odysseus is still switch vers #homer odyssey #homers iliad #ancient greek mythology #achilles #patroclus #agamemnon #hector of troy #paris of troy

duckinpink

Gender swap OdyPen and Yuri OdyPen

co0l7ne3rdy

OMG THE GENDER SWAP ODYPEN I WISHED FOR!

oh lord I'M SHARING THIS TO ALL MY FRIENDS!

can i draw fanart of male penelope?? HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL.

#the nose?? the height difference??#THE HUGS! THE HISOTRICALLY ACCURATE CLOTHES!#AAAAA <3 #odypen

kyleesarthell

Not enough people acknowledge Achilles as bi or queer & go for your throat when you draw him with any of the women he's written to have had feelings for, even if you still acknowledge his love of Patroclus.. its funny bc it seems like every other character in Greek myth is allowed to be with anyone

Though this also may be a thing of some people not being able to comprehend relationships that aren't monogamous and that Achilles could have ONLY ever loved Patroclus... nah that man was greedy af

*edited to correct some wording that doesn't really fit in this conversation- modern labels of sexuality did not exist and shouldn't really be applied here, but its still important to acknowledge biphobia in conversations surrounding characters like Achilles

co0l7ne3rdy

seriously. i can name like SIX female lovers of achilles. and one male, patroclus, but of course yes he was a gay twink bottom <33

monogamy wasn’t really a thing in ancient greece, ESPECIALLY between men, heroes, gods and royals, and guess what? ACHILLES WAS A ROYAL MALE DEMI-GOD WHO IS THE MOST FAMOUS GREEK HERO. stop labelling him using modern western ideas of sexuality and gender!

#the iliad #homeric epics #achilles #patrochilles #patroclus #queer

i hope we all are on the same page here.

note: Patroclus is switch leaning sub and Odysseus is switch leaning dom.

#greek mythology #the odyssey #the iliad #homeric epics #tier list #odysseus #achilles #patroclus #agamemnon #menelaus #diomedes #hector of troy #paris of troy

blended-ice

Some Odysseus Trojan war fits

co0l7ne3rdy

Penelope is so much better than me because if ODYSSEUS was far away from me for 20 years you won’t see me waiting or sewing oh no no, i would be GETTING IN THE FUCKING WATER AND MAKING SURE THIS FAT ASS IS ON MY LAP SITTING IN THE OLIVE TREE BED THE MOMENT, i repeat, THE MOMENT i hear of the prince of troy's death.

#odysseus #penelope #the iliad #the odyssey

medusaspeach

Happy Friday. Attempted some of the bois.. and Paris

co0l7ne3rdy

hating paris and loving him at the same time makes me feel like frollo during "hellfire"

#ifykyk #paris you shall fall.#paris you shall be topped.#paris of troy #amazing designs btw! love it sm

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