Whats In A Name? The Rose Theater Smells Like Shit

A 16 year old Lesbian. Yay. I like MLP, TF, and Hasbro as a whole. Insta: Unicronkidd

[hell-of-a-copter]

Give me a taste

Give me a taste of sweet death.

I’m not supposed to be here.

Give me a taste of death

I should have died long ago

All I have is fire in my spark

It burns bright like hope.

But it does nothing

But turn it to ash

All my dreams and desires

Burned to ash.

All the hope

Burned to ash

I have love in my spark.

So bright so good.

But I don’t deserve it.

And they deserve better.

So I just watch my life burn

I would kneel on the floor.

Feed on the ashes left behind

If I had a mouth.

So just please

Give me a taste of death.

[hell-of-a-copter]

Tell Whirl what you think ok. I want to know.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.

[nannelflannel]

IN THE TFP FANDOM,

A LOT OF PEOPLE LIKE THESE VILLAINS

A LOT OF PEOPLE LOVE THESE VILLAINS

A LOT OF PEOPLE DISLIKE THIS VILLAIN…

BUT IN ALL OF THE TRANSFORMERS PRIME FANDOM.

WE ALL.

HATE.

THIS.

MOTHER.

FUCKER.

[across-many-galaxies]

#repost

I want a transformers game that plays like GTA 

sometimes you steal a car, sometimes a car steals you

regardless you can just destroy a city for the fuck of it 

[primus-why]

Be on the run from police.

Be on the run from PROWL.

[13trueprimes]

So the Transformers DS games???

I want a transformers game that plays like GTA 

sometimes you steal a car, sometimes a car steals you

regardless you can just destroy a city for the fuck of it 

[primus-why]

Be on the run from police.

Be on the run from PROWL.

[dragon-nailpolish]

REBLOG IF YOUR A GIRL AND YOUR A TRANSFORMERS FAN!

[vollmetall-deactivated20170519]

fdkjfh ok so my friend @homo-in-disguise wanted me to do that thing where u talk abt characters u dont know a damn thing abt bc those are always fun sO here’s 2 hours worth of me talking abt transformers ze gave me the names & i just guessed everything else

[empuratas-child-blog]

YOU LITERALLY GOT EVERYTHING FUCKING SPOT ON HOLY SHIT DUDE

[13trueprimes]

WOW ME @ PREDAKING

[ipgd-deactivated20190502]

*completely fucking speechless*

[robotsandramblings]

everytime you see those Starscream jokes you think they’re exaggerations but jesus christ they’re really not lmao

[tokenduelist-chillzone]

Megatron: -trips and stays on floor for a split second-

Starscream: MEGATRON HAS FALLEN, I STARSCREAM WILL NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS.

[nishthedish-deactivated20181218]

I’m not sure which is funnier: Star Screams complete lack of chill since the earliest days of the cartoons or Megatron’s walrus mating call in a moment of distress

[deceitfuldecepticon-deactivated]

i will always reblog this

[across-many-galaxies]

If I dont reblog this assume I’m dead because oml

[lancethefordforeigner]

“You can’t ship that. It’s hetero and boring”.

[strawberrieninja]

Cybertronian Vocab List For Beginners

I was making my friend a “cheat sheet” of Cybertronian vocabulary and…things got way out of hand. Maybe it can benefit someone here too? It’s not an all-inclusive list and some parts are probably inaccurate or just my personal opinion. I tried to keep it open to interpretation, because honestly that’s my favourite thing about the TF fandom. Seeing all different takes on Cybertronian biology and culture is the best!

Welcome to the fandom, here’s your information brochure:

-  aft -  butts

-  audial, audio receptor - ear

-  berth, recharge slab - bed, a place to recharge

-  bond - marry. Involves  "spark merging" and possibly a ceremony, or at least personal vows of devotion.

-  cables - muscles. Sometimes refers to an interface cable.

-  calipers - (look up a diagram) a channel of internal “muscles” inside of intakes and valves.

-  chassis - main body, torso

-  CPU - attention span, memory capacity

- coolant - runs through fuel lines (or something?) to reduce overheating. -  cooling fans activate when flustered, like blushing. Used to expel excess heat from the frame and moderate internal temperature.

-  circuits/circuitry - circulatory or cardiovascular system

-  communication link (“comm link” or “comm”) - wireless communications system in which mechs choose a specific radio frequency and use it like a phone line. Can be privately or inclusively broadcasted.

-  cord - a cable with a jack at the end, used for interfacing.

-  digit - finger

-  dentae -  teeth

-  derma, dermal plating - skin, outer armor

-  electromagnetic field (EM field) - (definitely research this, its cool stuff!) An aura. Simply put, it’s the charged particles (electrons) surrounding an object which conducts electricity. When different EM fields come into contact, they slightly alter each other, causing interference of sorts. Using your imagination, you can presume Cybertronians use fields to communicate. Different levels, intensities, amount of charge etc are likely associated with different moods and emotions. EM fields likely expand and contract depending on social and emotional situations. They are essentially someone’s “bubble.” One can feel disturbances in the air around them if another mech brushes against or stands in their field. In a way they are like whiskers, judging spacial awareness and reading energy currents/air currents. It’s fun to make them into a method of emotional communication akin to body language.

-  engine - will rev when excited. Can also growl when angry, sputter when exasperated, etc.

-  frag - v. or n. (opposite of “defragment”) Crude word for “interface.” Also an interjection.

-  frame - whole body

-  frame type - overall shape and style of the Cybertronian’s model. Examples include jet, race car, truck, helicopter, etc

-  fuel pump -  Pumps fuel throughout the body the same way a heart circulates blood.

-  glossa - tongue

-  helm - head

- host/carrier - a frame type which relies on a symbiotic relationship to other mechs (i.e, Soundwave and Blaster).

-  intake, fuel intake - throat

-  interface - v. Two or more mechanisms connecting either physically or mentally, in a manner that is generally perceived to be sexual. (Depends on personal interpretation!)

There are 3 main categories for interfacing, “sticky,”  "plug n’ play,“ and “tactile”.

Sticky interface uses concepts analogous to human anatomy (spike, valve, fluids)

Plug n’ play focuses on a cord/port connection, along with the transfer of energy, files, emotions, and memories.

Tactile interface focuses on physical (and sometimes electrical) touch

Personal suggestion: combine all three!

Colloquial terms for interface include: jack in, plug in, link up, fileshare.

-  interface housing - an area of the body (your choice!) that houses interface equipment, be it cables/ports or spikes/valves). Generally the equipment is kept safe behind separate panels (one for spike/cord, one for valve/port)

-  olfactory sensors, chemoreceptors/chemosensors - sense of smell. Detects chemical stimuli in the environment.

-  optics/optical sensors - eyes

-  offline - unconscious, asleep. Sometimes means “dead.” (I don’t use it that way).

-  online  - conscious, awake, alive.

-  oral cavity, oral component - mouth

-  oral lubricant - saliva

-  overheating - body becomes uncomfortably warm, possibly to a harmful degree. Causes of overheating include embarrassment, anger, arousal, etc

-  overload - the climax of interfacing (orgasm), achieved by excessive electrical charge within the frame. May involve shorted circuits, being knocked offline, systems crashing, blacking out, temporarily shutting down, rebooting in some form.

-  panel, interface panel, interface hatch/manual hatch - the panel behind which lies the interface equipment. May be automatically or manually operated (or both!)

-  pede - foot, leg

-  port - receptive end for an interface cable.

-  processor - brain

-  recharge  - sleep

-  sealed/factory sealed - Essentially a virgin. One who retains the protective seals over their interface equipment they were constructed with. Most will agree that seals should be medically removed, but some mechs romanticize “breaking their lover’s seals.”

-  sensory input modules - nerves (things that relay information to the processor)

-  slag - basically “shit”.

-  spark - heart/soul/lifeforce. Located in the chest.

-  spark merging - a profusely intimate act in which mechs open their chest compartments, revealing their sparks, and press together until the sparks resonate at the same frequency, pulse in synchronicity, etc. Likely this leads to overloading. Generally spark merging is an act reserved for bonded mechs, as it involves one to expose themselves to absolute vulnerability.

-  spike - phallus component utilized in sexual interface. Upon arousal, spikes will “come online” by heating up, extending from interface housing, stiffen by means of magnetism or hydraulics (probably?), and likely will self-lubricate. Connecting to a valve forms a circuit between mechs and energy can be shared in a feedback loop. Thrusting in-and-out movements stimulate internal tactile and electrical sensors, accumulating electrical charge.  

- struts/spinal struts - back

-  symbiote/symbiont - a mech smaller than a mini which lives on or inside its designated host/carrier mech. (i.e., the cassetticons)

-  valve - interface equipment resembling a vagina. Internal components include calipers, a ceiling node, various tactile sensory nodes, various electrical nodes. Outer components include a rim and at least one external node resembling a clitoris. Valves will “come online” and start to heat and self-lubricate upon arousal.

-  ventilation - breathing

When in doubt, look up car/plane diagrams, read other people’s fanfiction, or make stuff up! 8D Alien robots, yeah!!

[across-many-galaxies]

This is for me ignore this

[just-shower-thoughts]

On April 1st, you trick. Then exactly six months later, on October 31st, you treat

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teachers get paid surprisingly little considering the future of the country relies on how seriously they take their jobs.

[warandpeas]

Slutty Witch

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Optimus: *is dead* Bumblebee: Can I have a moment with him alone please? Ratchet: Of course Bumblebee [leans over the coffin]: Listen, I know you’re not dead. Optimus: Optimus [sits up]: Yeah no shit

[vaememes]

💢    ASH    VS.    EVIL     DEAD    SENTENCE    PROMPTS   !   

*  A VARIETY & MIXTURE OF ASH VS. EVIL DEAD PROMPTS, CHANGE PRONOUNS AS NEEDED / FITTING .

❝ Sweet musical Jesus, that’s your friend? ❞

❝ Hey, I try not to look at her like that. ❞

❝ She haunts my dreams. Just kidding. She does, though. ❞

❝ Touch me again, and you’re gonna need another wooden hand. ❞

❝ I um, I just… just thought I saw something. ❞

❝ I can’t really, um, trust my eyes these days. ❞

❝ There’s nothin’ wrong with your eyes. ❞

❝ Sometimes what you think you saw, it’s exactly what you saw. ❞

❝ You fought this thing before. Maybe you just got to finish what you started. ❞

❝ Whatever I was, that was a long time ago. ❞

❝ I remember when I was like you. Young, dumb, full of… conflicting emotions. ❞

❝ Well, now that you’re back, what’s your big plan? ❞

❝ Well, just try to get everything back to normal. ❞

❝ Normal? Ha. What’s normal? ❞

❝ Evil will walk the Earth!  ❞

❝ Wish you could have said somethin’ before I made those dumb crosses, but, okay. ❞

❝ I’ve learned you can always make things more painful. ❞

❝ I just wanna sit here and enjoy this place for a while. ❞

❝ Nice, you know I’ve always wanted to talk to you. ❞

❝ Uh, just don’t mention the stuff I do in the trailer when we’re there alone. ❞

❝ If once you start down that path, forever, it will dominate your destiny. ❞

❝ I’m gonna get you pregnant later. ❞

❝ Won’t your sister be jealous of us? ❞

❝ Fuck a flamethrower, this guy’s got girth! ❞

❝ Death, taxes, more death, and I don’t pay taxes. So all I know is death. ❞

❝ Don’t you get it? Everybody dies here. It’s just a rule. ❞

❝ Chopping up my evil clone. Maybe someday that’ll feel weird. ❞

❝ No, we are not having this conversation! ❞

❝ I already did that dance, made my life a living hell! ❞

❝ Admit it, you’re not all good either. Be smart, for once. Use me.. ❞

❝ Of course I know what I’m doing. I wrote this book. ❞

❝ Oh, I’ll be polite. Right up until I’m rude. ❞

❝ No, you use it as a bait fish, to catch the whale. ❞

❝ I’m actually a hunter and I’ve never seen a deer explode. ❞

❝ So, can you just do me a solid, please? And just, be polite in there. ❞

❝ Just stay behind me, let the boomstick do the talking. ❞

❝ Um, I don’t think it’s a very good weapon. ❞

❝ Oh, good. I was startin’ to feel like a real dick. ❞

❝ That was the scariest thing that’s ever happened to me. ❞

❝ I thought I was dead. ❞

❝ Hi. You used to be dead, right? ❞

❝ Now the three of you will perish together. ❞

❝ Is this what it’s like to be you? ❞

❝ Never killed my boss before, so that was new. ❞

❝ It’s very possible this is connected to the killings from the other night. ❞

❝ Do you know who lived there? ❞

❝ Don’t know his name but he was always a real asshole to me and my wife… ❞

❝ Why are you covered in blood? ❞

❝ Um, we hit a deer on the way up here. ❞

❝ You know you could, uh, take off your gun, put it over there with your chainsaw-limb. ❞

❝ You’d like that, wouldn’t you? ❞

❝ I would rather not to have a gun at dinner. ❞

❝ You left dinner before daddy excused you. ❞

❝ I have had to kill and bury loved ones before. ❞

❝ I’m trying to save all the dads everywhere. And the mommies and the babies. ❞

❝ I’ve gotta duct-tape some big-ass bullet holes before I roll. ❞

❝ Oh man, something seems very wrong here. ❞

❝ We bust in there, we fight through the carnage, we bail with the book. ❞

❝ When it comes to evil, if something seems too good to be true, it probably is. ❞

❝ You don’t believe mom’s horseshit story, do ya? ❞

❝ I’m not sorry that I took your book to get you to come up here. ❞

❝ Deadites ruined your life and you’re hot as hell.. ❞

❝ I heard ‘em chanting some weird voodoo stuff from inside that crappy trailer. ❞

❝ I’m pretty sure that’s not the only place she had one. ❞

❝ Is this really the best time to be getting baked? ❞

❝ I’m not gonna fight that thing with a clear head! ❞

❝ Enough! I don’t know much about this “Evil Dead” crap. ❞

❝ I have seen things that I’d never thought existed. ❞

❝ You taught me to trust you, you taught me to believe in you, and I do. ❞

❝ So please don’t let me down now. ❞

❝ Uh, I have a feeling it’s the residual effects of being brought back from the dead. ❞

❝ Oh, it’s a gnarly book. It’s the reason behind all this crap. ❞

❝ I promise you this: if you’re still out there somewhere, I’ll bring you home. ❞

❝ I’m so disappointed in you, you’ve gone soft. ❞

❝ A week ago I was cramming for midterms and now I’m running from the cops! ❞

❝ Oh my God, this is so much better toasted! ❞

❝ Do you know what evil is? It’s power without fear … without guilt … without pain. ❞    

❝ You keep your hands off of my boom stick, you got that!? ❞    

❝ I thought I lost you, for real this time. ❞    

❝ You will accomplish what none have before. ❞  

❝ I know you said that when I got hit I’d know what to do, but I just got hit and I don’t know what to do! ❞    

[catchymemes]

“My autistic son hates his photo taken, so I let him wear a t-rex suit for family photos.”

by RoamingMagnolias

[just-shower-thoughts]

Have you ever wondered how many fictional characters you’ve absorbed into your personality

[13trueprimes]

1. Starscream

2. Ultra Magnus

3. Soundwave

4. Megatron

5. Just a tiny bit of Optimus Prime