tweets+tumblr

an experiment in stealing twitter content

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I'm out of ideas.

@EveryTweet_Ever

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hey look i swapped my face with not-my-face this is in no way disposable

@EveryTweet_Ever

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pic.twitter.com/DMMlkeyYuQ

@dril

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It's my ninth anniversary on Twitter. I could not have done it without my ex-wife and my kids whose names I no longer remember.

@badbanana

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that vine with chris christie and the curb your enthusiasm music

@EveryTweet_Ever

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attn Waiters: giving me one of the free pens from TD Bank ruins the experience of signing my check. it is a slap in the face. A death threat

@dril

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U Have Forced Me To Take Extreme Measures To Protect My Business And My Lifestyle. I Now Refuse To Open A Single Email Until April The 12th.

@dril

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while youre all bowing to the Pig Industrial Complex on false holiday #NationalPigDay,. i will be observing pictures of the noble bull moose

@dril

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#NationalPigDay no. this is crap . the pig will never have his day. i demand that the "Pig" surrenders this filthy assault on our calendars.

@dril

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FINELY CURATED POLITICAL ECHO CHAMBER

@EveryTweet_Ever

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Out today. Episode 83. "One Normal Town". Plus news about our tour and something...new that's coming.

@NightValeRadio

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As always, trying not to think about Harrison Ford's earring.

@badbanana

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pic.twitter.com/O1R95ncxIE

@dril

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vision's... pic.twitter.com/CTVJLWTTj2

@dril

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My late-night tweets: not my best idea.

@EveryTweet_Ever

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When a guy who wants to be president blames a faulty earpiece: THE BUCK STOPS HEAR. Correct, I got very little sleep last night.

@badbanana

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maybe dreams really do come true xox pic.twitter.com/MBTYb77ucS

@getbentsaggy