Best blog no one follows.

So I like a LOT OF STUFF.... For someone as creative as I have to be for a living, you'd think I'd be better at this tumblr thing.

[mymodernmet]

New Elaborately Carved Food Transforms Produce into Works of Art

[mysharona1987]

[ruinedchildhood]

[mysharona1987]

[spinejackel]

I recently found my “gold” hammer after misplacing it. It’s my favorite tool ever because it looks like a regular hammer trying to be fancy,

but then you twist both halves and unscrew it to find a flat-head screwdriver in the middle.

BUT, if you twist the very end and unscrew that

you find a phillips screwdriver.

BUT DON’T THINK THAT’S ALL THERE IS! THERE’S MORE!! unscrew the very end again to find a smaller flat-head screwdriver!

BUT THAT’S STILL NOT THE END!!

unscrew the end of this screwdriver to find a final, teeny tiny, flat-head screwdriver

look at how cute it is!

it’s like a matryoshka doll of tools.

[stonerpros-blog]

looking for new glass?

[shittydad]

They don’t give up so easily nowadays

[dapperdragon]

“i’m gonna get what i want” what an entitled asshole

[mogifire]

friend

[roachpatrol]

this still cracks me up like can you imagine you’re 130 years old and suddenly a gigantic alien baby starts following you around

[sciencefictionworld]

Art by Ralph McQuarrie.

[teathattast]

🌍🌎🌏

[stushiroll-deactivated20200406]

This is the Earths theme tune🙌🏻

[ugh2-0-deactivated20180606]

thank u for ur contribution, Iceland

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

this,,,,, is the best casting decision ive ever seen

[yugirimistwalker]

no look this is the worst. this is the worst situation because ok i can handle people wanting to fuck the big dragon from the hobbit movie, hell it’s not like i can act remotely innocent about wanting to fuck dragons, but in 2018 we are going to see an unsettling amount of people who want to bang the grinch and i can’t fucking accept that

[redwoodriver-deactivated2018042]

[mlife]

Vegas sights, glittery nights.

New York-New York Las Vegas

[baked-pancakes]

Looks like a gold fish 😝

[thesapphic-chef]

Ghost OG crumble & Cherry Cookies live resin 💛

[aprilinalindsay-deactivated2021]

I’m too cute to get dumped. I mean, come on, what were you thinking?

[canis-rain]

💭

[purplebuddhaproject]

https://www.instagram.com/pbuddhaproject/