italian men are the shit

mostly f1, i love these boys with all my heart imma post abt my cod fics once in a while but it's mostly shitposting and ranting 🙄

[18nmitsdarr]

billy butcher from the boys is simon riley, prove me wrong

edit: billy butcher is simon riley who is roy kent

they’d all be amazing friends, you got the two super fucked up ones and one who’s dark and broody like them with a nice life

butcher: “yeah, my wife got raped by a blue-eyed fuckcunt of a super hero”

ghost: “nice, my family got murdered by a mexican cartel on christmas eve”

butcher: “nice”

roy: …

roy: you lads want a tea?

butcher: “ooh yeah”

ghost: “that sounds nice”

[zellaspinna]

hear me out on this one..

[18nmitsdarr]

[unpretty]

pro tip “he freed his erection” is the most useful phrase in any smut writer’s arsenal because it means never having to figure out a dude’s pants situation. how did he do it? were there zippers? buttons? some kind of bizarre lacing situation? maybe he cut off his pants with scissors. maybe it was a wizard. maybe it busted out like the hulk busts out of his shirts. no one knows. no one cares. his dick is out now and that is all that matters. thank you helpful dick wizard.

[unpretty]

happy ten year anniversary to the dick wizard

[18nmitsdarr]

@official-penis-posts

[lovestruckhaze-deactivated20250]

the feminine urge to fantasise about being in a romantic relationship and then do nothing to be in one

[daily-spooky]

[18nmitsdarr]

DOGMAAAAAAAA

this movie is so forgotten about which is so sad cause is fucking hilarious

[depsidase]

[18nmitsdarr]

self mood board 🗣️🗣️

thanks @roachsideblog :DD

tagging @pepperdroneshitposting @spottlessspectre @tired-bi-ass @meowmeowriley

[severussnapemylove]

Reunited once more

[18nmitsdarr]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Soap, looking at Ghost from the window: Do you ever get hit with a wave of love so comfortable and deep that you feel like you’ve already loved someone for thousands of years?

Roach, holding back tears: N-no…

[18nmitsdarr]

i saw 2 men at ren fest lovingly dance to medieval music and this is exactly what happened between me and my friend

[vroomvroomvroommf]

Lando 🤝 Oscar

Having everyone criticize them for being “gifted” their first wins to go onto driving an absolute masterclass for their second

[call-of-duty-incorrect-quotes]

Ghost: There’s an owl at the window.

Baby, excited: My Hogwarts letter!!!

Soap, panicking: My Duolingo streak!!!

[valtsv]

[pepperdroneshitposting]

fuck you Williams ik he a rookie but like come on you really thought you were cooking huh 💀💀

[penaltyboxboxbox]

and FUCK williams racing and FUCK james vowles

[18nmitsdarr]

kimi is already hitting the leclerc in the zandvoort cooldown room pose ohhhh lord

[loganswdc]

FOLLOWING MY POST ABOUT THE LOGAN NEWS I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY HE POSTED A LETTER ON HIS SITE SAYING THANK YOU WILLIAMS FOR GIVING HIM HIS FIRST OPPORTUNITY IN F1 AND THEN HE DELETED IT . LOGAN . WHAT ARE YOU COOKING .

[falling-feels-like-flying]

Thought i was over the daily soap era but I've just transitioned to f1