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Alex - she/her. 18+. I write fanfiction. Patron Saint of Lyric Battles I post fanfiction over at @ninja-hamsterstyle I am not a marvel fan. Do not send me anything marvel-related Masterlist

[themaliciousravioli]

Friendly reminder that I do not reblog donation posts unless I know the person or a friend of mine does, so please stop following me just to send me yours because I will assume you are a bot/scammer and block you.

[himekokosu]

Roses

[himekokosu]

Iris

[caesarsaladinn]

So much of what is “cringe” is just… earnest.

[argumate]

what if you made an honest expression of genuine human emotion and someone saw it!

[frontmansdefender]

[telemna-hyelle]

everyone say thank you scratch

[pinkbowsandstripedsocks]

[edwardspoonhands]

Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. It’s permeable to water vapor but not to water, it’s nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. It’s cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, it’s used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.

Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.

[fairypsychicarchive]

[andromedafalls]

holy fuc

[piisbetterthanpie]

I didn’t even know it had a name

[peppermintquartz]

This Pride Month please remember to hydrate and also keep in mind the importance of a flared base

[eleilinnrallin]

This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!

[newtsoftheworldunite]

Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

I will always take the cat's side. "she's drooling on me" you're so lucky "he always wants to be petted" then pet him "he's mad I won't let him on my desk" make room on your desk for him. I am your cat's defense lawyer and the cat is always innocent on the grounds of them being A Little Kitty Cat.

[teathattast]

[naamahdarling]

Fuck you I was expecting comedy and now I'm crying?!

This is beautiful.

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[blackcoffeecinnamon]

Clare Turlay Newberry (1903-1970)

Cat Napping,  before 1940

[ammyhorse]

[chillona-deactivated20200528]

I got lemon titties

[thekiranoir]

Now calling my boobs Lemons.

[ritzy-hellcat]

10/10

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[wildragon]

I wonder how a baby mothman could be called; a mothchild? a mothmanlet?

[emiemi345]

[oddarette]

Bet you never seen a licorice bulbasaur. Fun fact, those little licorice candies are called “allsorts”

[iwamimimimi-after-dark]

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