Team Freelancer, Bitch

Alex - she/her. 18+. I write fanfiction. Patron Saint of Lyric Battles I post fanfiction over at @ninja-hamsterstyle I am not a marvel fan. Do not send me anything marvel-related Masterlist

[themaliciousravioli]

Friendly reminder that I do not reblog donation posts unless I know the person or a friend of mine does, so please stop following me just to send me yours because I will assume you are a bot/scammer and block you.

[bovidae]

ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[godisafujoshi]

Your capacity for evil is showing

[segamascott]

does it make me look cute

[desinteresse]

Talking to friends with inept parents is crazy. No wonder they’re like this if their parents kept fumbling

[desinteresse]

“I’m having trouble adapting to my adult responsibilities” well no wonder, nobody raised you 😭😭😭

[desinteresse]

Hot tip for future parents: you actually have to guide your kid to adulthood. Feeding them and waiting for them to grow up is not enough since they are not house plants. A little more thought and care is required.

[mosssreblogs]

for those lacking certain "adulting" skills, especially things around the house, check out:

mom, how do i...?

and dad, how do i...?

^ there are tons of other resources but these two will teach you some personal hygiene, home or apartment repairs, easy recipes and basic cleaning techniques, even how to schedule doctor's appointments

if youre a renter i cannot recommend the trans handyma'am enough, mercury is a lifesaver, and her channel and accounts are always accepting new questions

there are so many resources, a lot that you dont have to even ask for, just know how to look 🩷 much love

[littlethingwithfeathers]

Jumping in here to also suggest "see Jane drill" on YouTube. She's great for bigger projects... stuff like installing appliances or doing major renovation or repair. My husband replaced all the toilets in our house in a weekend using her tutorials. It would have cost $500 per toilet to have a plumber do it but we did it for just cost of materials which was around $200 each.

[amygdalae]

I dont "consume content" I eat books, drink video games and fuck albums

[ladyazurith]

[lonely-space-ace]

long distance friendships are terrible what do you mean I can’t hug you or sit with you or lay on your floor when I’m bored what dO YOU MEAN

[amazoogle]

tuesday status?

[cognitohazardous]

yup. its tuesday 👍

[amazoogle]

copy. tuesday confirmed ✅ engaging tuesday protocol

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 2 days 1 hour

[locked-n-lewded-requiem]

since "cage" is a last name and there are girls named "chastity" it would be theoretically be possible for a girl to be named chastity cage

[dikubutto]

Wake up babe new Austin Powers girl just dropped

[omtai]

there is nothing lemon squeezy about any of this

[vidibit]

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

[ghostoffuturespast]

[himekokosu]

Roses

[himekokosu]

Peony

[bagofbonesmp3]

I do love being bisexual sometimes I wake up and I'm like damn... awesome