Team Freelancer, Bitch

Alex - she/her. 18+. I write fanfiction. Patron Saint of Lyric Battles I post fanfiction over at @ninja-hamsterstyle I am not a marvel fan. Do not send me anything marvel-related Masterlist

[themaliciousravioli]

Friendly reminder that I do not reblog donation posts unless I know the person or a friend of mine does, so please stop following me just to send me yours because I will assume you are a bot/scammer and block you.

[mckitterick]

[rip-quizilla]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[peelingmandarins]

unmarried childless women whenever there's a newly released low birthrate statistic

[lgbtqiatext]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

[sol1loqu1st]

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it

[himekokosu]

Roses

[himekokosu]

Cassiope lycopodioides

[himekokosu]

Hydrangea

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[importantcatpics]

[longsightmyth]

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[beardedmrbean]

[chelsamander]

[toddycats]

My hope for whoever is reading this is that your life starts making sense and coming together. I hope the good days are right around the corner for you.