[yallstillhere]

we should thank god super powers aint real

what if somebody teleported they nut inside you

[wombshaker]

ain’t that how Jesus was born?

[hotterdenwasabi-deactivated2022]

Merry Christmas

[khe1]

I am full of hate

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Yoshi would never say this.

[nest-deactivated20181209]

Yoshi would never say this.

[theinturnetexplorer]

[thebootydiaries]

dentist: open up please

me: sometimes i get sad

[toxicmp3]

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

[toxicmp3]

men with abs aren’t capable of love

[wassupemo]

just because i CAN listen to current panic! doesn’t mean i LIKE it, it just means i have an undying sense of loyalty to what ryan ross did in 2005

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lizlybear]

[rererererererererererererer]

my review on life so far:

★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆

[honigimohr]

cant wait until i get cuddled to sleep every night by the love of my life

[prsephonies-deactivated20200815]

im too much of a baby for tinder i wanna meet people the old fashioned way where we’re both on either side of a fish tank and notice each other thru the water… 

[ericorbit-deactivated20181220]

[lmm-43]

I’m such a “nah I got it” and suffer in silence type of person.

[fuckabbott-deactivated20200923]

[areafiftydun]

me, after every concert i’ve ever been to: this was honestly the best night of my life

[craved-deactivated20230908]

[mjalti]

me: hello me, internally: did i say too much