Bi-witched

[userilyarozanov]

ADRIAN CHASE + the famous butt dance

[echoesofsilencesss]

me with both the adrian chases:

[toastyglow]

every time

poker face: here we are in a niche setting with unique and interesting characters

me: 😊

poker face: there's tension. there's drama. there's motive for...murder perhaps????

me: 😳

poker face: THERE'S MURDER

me: 😵

poker face: and guess what

me: 😲

poker face: NATASHA LYONNE WAS THERE THE WHOLE TIME!!!!

me: ‼️‼️‼️

[shegiles]

POKER FACE A New Lease on Death (2x09)

[sentimentalbeing2001]

Some nights are filled with longing, with nowhere to go

[yooo-gehn]

[noctistellae]

you heard of "I love you" "it'll pass" and "I'll go" "and I'll stay", now get ready for "how come no one found me?" "I found you"

[arabellas]

NORMAL PEOPLE (2020) dir. Lenny Abrahamson, Hettie Macdonald

[anxeious]

[voidcommascreamintothe]

God, I wish I had an Older Sister!

When Sylvia Plath said “I need some older, wiser being to cry to” I understood.

Deeply to my core, I understood,

Because I too, talk to God but the sky is empty. But,

If I had an older sister it would not be.

I wish I had an older sister.

Sometimes things happen, and I wish to seek advice, from someone, anyone older.

My mother is consuming, and my father is angry, and God, how I wish I had an older sister.

To seek advice from, to argue with, to scream at and then go and get food later.

I love my girl friends, they are my love incarnate, but they are not my blood, my sister.

God, I wish I had an older sister, someone to witness my childhood,

Not just me as a child.

I am a sister, I am an older sister, but

I have a brother.

I wish I had a “me” in my life, an older sister,

But I am the sister, the older, wiser being to cry to,

So when I talk to God, my sky is empty, for I must fill it with myself,

My presence, my essence.

I am an older sister,

But God, how I wish I had one.

[ex-robin]

I could take every witch in the MCU (not in a fight)

[awed-frog]

Met an old teacher today and we got talking about ‘the good old times’ and ten minutes into the conversation I jokingly said the one regret I have from middle school is that I never won anything at her magnificent tombolas? Because, like, she used to hold this game about once a month so we’d learn the numbers in French and it was never big prizes, but as a 12-yo I desperately craved them - a cactus-shaped eraser, a bright blue notebook with slightly larger-than-usual squares, a set of coloured pens - and never ever got a single one of them. 

(Actually spent a good few months thinking I was genetically unlucky and researching ancient family curses with my grandma.) 

So today I don’t know what I was hoping for - nothing, really?

(I mean, that part of me that’s still twelve was probably expecting this sweet old woman to have a set of glitter stickers in her purse and just go ‘You know what, you’re right - I’ve been saving this one for you all these years, here you go’ but I’m a solidly rational person and I know that’s stupid.)

No, I thought we’d just laugh and it would be a good shared memory and that would be it. Instead, my teacher got flustered and a bit embarrassed and explained the game was rigged. It was never about learning French at all. She’d just noticed some kids couldn’t afford even basic stationery, so she’d buy a few half-fancy items every month with her own money just for them. She didn’t want them to feel different or left out. And obviously the way she used to walk around in the classroom, looking over our shoulders - it wasn’t to prevent cheating. It was because she was cheating herself, wanting to see which number a particular child needed to get a Minnie Mouse pencil case.

Guys - the world is fucked up, but so many people out there are just good and kind and humbly heroic it honestly gives me hope. 

It’ll be alright, you’ll see.

[dduane]

A brief moment of rationality from the bird place.

[littleboynamedplatypus]

[inzaghisgirlfriend]

I'm sure it was confusing to have the overtly anti-right wing song off the anti-right wing album altered to target maga. I cannot imagine how shocking it was to find out that the avowedly socialist and openly bisexual punk rock kid who's written songs about distrusting the government since he was four, is an anti-fascist.

[greelin]

actually i love being a grown adult because i can stay up till 1am with work in a few hours and like. who is going to stop me. Myself? i have to laugh

[greelin]

will report back later on how this goes!

[greelin]

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

[macleod]

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org

[gayteensupreme]

Btw if I say things like “by god” or “good lord” in posts please be aware I don’t mean it in a catholic way I mean it in a 1950s scientist reacting in horror after they create an evil creature in the lab set in the distant future year of 2005