my life is like a video game

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[zmpl]

If you were a spice in blues clues, which one would you be?

CAROLINA REAPER POWDER

[mousiebites]

god i could really go for some trazadone milk to greedily dunk my cracker in

[jame7t]

i have a name

[kushblazer666]

[fraenum]

[tall]

[fernsnailz]

WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THESE... PECULIAR CREATURES????

[poochcrew]

[schnattergans]

Aw, a cute puppy! ^_^

This picture (and this blog) might look family-friendly at first glance, but look deeper! See it? Yep, that’s a dick. But so far, this is only a:

THIS BLOG REGULARLY PARTICIPATES IN PENIS FRIDAYS!

This means, every friday there will be much more than just puppies with dick shaped fur colours, but actual naked dicks, bare butts and RL explicit PORN on this blog. I mean it. Explicit porn. No kidding. Guys getting it on in form of pictures, gifs and videos. The whole package. Don’t say you weren’t warned!

If you don’t want any of that on your dash, you can easily blacklist the tag “penis friday” - all posts are reliably tagged.

This blog is officially marked adults only for good reason… ^_~

[charl0ttan]

[mpregeminem]

Normal notification to get at 2am

why is your tumblr popup coughing up my name on its last breath

[oldmanpusspuss]

mpreg... mpreg... hard nipples and everything

[sludgebitch]

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

[technofinch]

I have GOT to stop spending $30

[hustlerose]

dj multiple orgasms wants to keep the vibe going

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[hamptercatapult]

[puppiesdoglover]

Puppy with a clever brown hat

[puppiesdoglover]

My idea

[puppiesdoglover]

Yes i want it

[zmpl]

if you were to live in the same house as blue and steve, how would that make you feel?

i would be elated because there probably isn’t rent in the blue’s clues world

[zmpl]

🫡🫡🫡

[scaryselfship]

[i-am-the-myrmidon]