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1c3b3ar

Ok but what if Clear’s dick broke off in Aoba’s ass…

thorufinns

1c3b3ar

Ok folks can we get my most famous post to 4000 notes before tumblr dies tonight?

yourplayersaidwhat

DM: Headmistress Mikaeah is standing outside the door.

Warlock: I shoot her some finger guns.

DM: She rolls her eyes.

Warlock: Is she rolling her eyes because I’m lame, or because guns don’t exist yet.

DM: Both.

cattgirl

d&d is great I just tried to slam a guy with a two-handed maul and missed, swinging into the floor I roll for damage against the floor bc of course I do. I roll high. The tiles are crushed to bits As a free action, I grab a handful of floor gravel and shovel it into my mouth and straight up eat it in an intimidation attempt My combat opponent is horrified. I get +2 to hit him next turn

sdc1989

Come stand a little bit closer Breathe in and get a bit higher You’ll never know what hit you when I get to you

anime-memeist

fricking ship these two so much

thebirdroads

Guys did I ever tell you about the time I completely accidentally ruined a professionally made campaign for Dungeons and Dragons thanks to a single roll

calibrate

Please explain

thebirdroads

Ok so we had to fight our way to the bottom of a castle to stop a group of cultists from summoning an Orc god to the world and we got there and the ritual was already going so I ran up to the god, who had already begun to manifest, and cast Finger of Death, which kills any target I touch if they fail a Fortitude roll. Since he was a god, he had a good constitution and would have certainly survived

Except the DM rolled a 1

and the god exploded