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Took over a year off to cut you bitches some slack but now - Sheâs Backkkkkkkkkk
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The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated.Â
I FEEL CALLED OUT
Never lose a perfect shower line again.*
*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.
Iâve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis
WHAT
Also these handy little guys if you prefer a notepad:
Are you kidding, shower crayons are the BEST when you share a bathroom with other people. When I was in college, we had them and we would use them to carry on philosophical debates, finish song lyrics, get life/writing advice, etc. It was so much fun and I miss it.Â
Oh my GOD no one told me these existed
Also
God fucking bless the people who made these
Going back into the shower (you donât need to turn it on) can be enough to retrieve the memory
Our brains refresh every time we go through a doorway. It packs away the data from the room we left so it can load up the floor plan of the room weâre going into. If you go back to the room where you had the thought your brain will often unpack the memory when itâs loading up the floor plan
are you telling me i canât remember info bc my brain is rendering???
being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and thereâs no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than Iâve ever known before. I donât know anything at all. iâm seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I canât tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but iâm not sure
another unique feature of tumblr is how easily you can monopolize someone's dash. a blog i'm following is on a bill and ted kick tonight so i've been scrolling down an endless tunnel of keanu reeves fanart for the past fifteen minutes. wouldn't want it any other way.
*does this to you*
Shouldâve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.
go out and throw them at cop cars
How many cop cars do you think are within walking distance of my house
Once you egg the first, thereâs a delivery service for more.
Ah yes, the Grand Theft Auto method
Me: *looks at references of baby bears* ohhg⊠:â)
Me: *draws a baby bear* OHOH⊠HG N :âââââââ)
The culprit..
[ID: a sketchy drawing of a baby bear on notebook paper with one paw raised and a playful expression. End ID]
what do you mean âsketchyâ, he looks so trustworthy
Give it to your sister and never wonder If the same pressure wouldâve pulled you under Who am I if I donât have what it takes? â- itâs a listening to surface pressure on repeat kinda day!!!
because people where asking for it, a part 2 to this post! the colours where a lot harder to match, but i hope everyone likes it
and again, background under the cut because it looked nice
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A comic about my work day
Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi
those are his hooves you bitch
This post changed us fundamentally
So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated