;-D

you can call me saff i'm part of the local gay club and i am 18. (infp and a girl)

[vargross]

Took over a year off to cut you bitches some slack but now - She’s Backkkkkkkkkk

[schistcity]

[dasloddl]

ID in alt

[frecklystars]

☆ - ̗̀✨ He's just Ken ✨ ̖́- ☆

[bruno-has-definitely-deactivate]

[zombieheroine]

The real writer experience is standing in the shower and coming up with the most authentic dialogue with perfect phrasing and raw emotion in your head, then stepping out and drying your hair, putting on some clean pajamas and opening a word document to write down all your perfect ideas only to realize everything has evaporated. 

[monzterzack]

[kdxart]

I FEEL CALLED OUT

[thelibrarina]

Never lose a perfect shower line again.*

*Remember to erase promptly if you share a bathroom with anyone.

[survivablyso]

I’ve used these to outline term papers. nothing like a bath to get your brain to finally kick into gear and figure out your damn thesis

[polyhorde]

[thebibliosphere]

WHAT

[shell-senji]

Also these handy little guys if you prefer a notepad:

[micromys]

Are you kidding, shower crayons are the BEST when you share a bathroom with other people. When I was in college, we had them and we would use them to carry on philosophical debates, finish song lyrics, get life/writing advice, etc. It was so much fun and I miss it. 

[possiblypessimistic]

Oh my GOD no one told me these existed

Also

God fucking bless the people who made these

[aphony-cree]

Going back into the shower (you don’t need to turn it on) can be enough to retrieve the memory

Our brains refresh every time we go through a doorway. It packs away the data from the room we left so it can load up the floor plan of the room we’re going into. If you go back to the room where you had the thought your brain will often unpack the memory when it’s loading up the floor plan

[antique-scarecrow]

are you telling me i can’t remember info bc my brain is rendering???

[urparty]

being in my 20s is like I understand more of my mother and less than i ever have. My childhood friends are strangers to me and there’s no one i know better. i want to drink wine. i never stopped wanting to climb trees. i know more than I’ve ever known before. I don’t know anything at all. i’m seven years old and sixteen and twenty nine and seventy. I can’t tell when i'm happy. I think the only thing that will make me happy is to be little again. i want to be really old. i go to the ocean and feel like nothing matters more than that. in my bedroom everything matters so much. I go to the grocery store every day. i know how to cook a lot of things but the only thing i know how to eat is fried eggs. I can take care of myself but i want to be taken care of. i want to go home and I don't know where that is. i think it may be somewhere inside of me but i’m not sure

[podcastwizard]

another unique feature of tumblr is how easily you can monopolize someone's dash. a blog i'm following is on a bill and ted kick tonight so i've been scrolling down an endless tunnel of keanu reeves fanart for the past fifteen minutes. wouldn't want it any other way.

[totalheel]

*does this to you*

[brucebocchi]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.

[friendly-neighborhood-wizard]

go out and throw them at cop cars

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

How many cop cars do you think are within walking distance of my house

[reverendyoda]

Once you egg the first, there’s a delivery service for more.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Ah yes, the Grand Theft Auto method

[lycanthrop-ee]

Me: *looks at references of baby bears* ohhg… :’)

Me: *draws a baby bear* OHOH… HG N :’’’’’’’)

[lycanthrop-ee]

The culprit..

[transvision-glam]

[ID: a sketchy drawing of a baby bear on notebook paper with one paw raised and a playful expression. End ID]

[official-lucifers-child]

what do you mean “sketchy”, he looks so trustworthy

[quietbirdee]

Give it to your sister and never wonder If the same pressure would’ve pulled you under Who am I if I don’t have what it takes? —- it’s a listening to surface pressure on repeat kinda day!!!

[belleski]

because people where asking for it, a part 2 to this post! the colours where a lot harder to match, but i hope everyone likes it

and again, background under the cut because it looked nice

Keep reading

[hydro-homies]

Anyone ?

[plcachures]

A comic about my work day

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

This post changed us fundamentally

[cowboybaedling]

So weird to see a post this old and no one is deactivated

[only-tiktoks]