Yeah, pretty much that

Call me Ale. Random internet nobody, veteran (old) fangirl. She/Her. ENG/ESP 🔞 💚Nie lover💚 💜JC respecter💜 💗WRH appreciator💗 💛JGY stan and allyao truther💛

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✨NEW ITEMS✨

Poured my svsss into a new batch of keychains and stickers, if anyone is interested :D

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Edit: ok so I' dumb and forgot to link to the ko-fi shop orz

[shuravf]

The Chief Cultivator Jin Guangyao 💛

Always a nice and calm gentleman

[bauhin]

Liu sibling bonding hours

[homunculus-argument]

One big element of millenial adulthood is that when people hear the news that someone actually got a solid job in the field they got a degree in, people respond the same way as folks a generation ago used to respond to the news of someone having a baby after trying for years. Genuinely awed "holy shit no way, that's amazing, congratulations!" because that's some incredible, life-changing shit.

Nobody knows how you respond to the news of someone you know having a long-wanted baby, because nobody in their right mind is having kids on purpose.

[poorlittleyaoyao]

it's fine, it's cool, I'm sure he'll be super chill about it.

[mostlikelytofangirl]

As per my birthday tradition, I will be reblogging all my shit bc it's I Do What I Want day :D

If you wish to be spared, I'll be using the tag "birthday rampage" so y'all can mute

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And thus concludes this year's birthday spamming. Thank you for your attention 😌

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His favorite

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Please Zixuan, would he be smiling? 🙄

(Insert daddy of your preference)

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Summary: Despite his useless healers' calculations, Jin Guangshan goes into heat in the middle of a conference in Lanling, and the only alpha that is available during the first wave of it is Wen Ruohan.

Despite the contraceptive tea that he has been drinking, Jin Guangshan gets pregnant. With twins. From different alphas.

Despite his wife's protests about keeping a bastard when an heir has already been secured, Jin Guangshan is going to use his newfound leverage on Wen Ruohan to his advantage.

Alternatively: my baby mama won't let me see him unless I pledge my resources to his cause.

Pairing: Jin Guangshan/Wen Ruohan (ruoshan?)

Characters: Jin Guangshan, Wen Ruohan, Madam Jin, Meng Yao, Jin Zixuan, Wen Xu, Wen Chao

Rating: E (we start with the smut right away for a change lol)

Due to my mind venturing into some weird places, some time ago I was thinking about what could be the perfect combination of Jin and Wen. The answer was obviously MY.

So!

This omegaverse thing was born, with MY being the child of both JGS and WRH. Cue shenanigans bc a Wen child cannot be raised any other place than Qishan, but if WRH wants the baby so badly, he has to give JGS at least a favor in exchange. Or many favors.

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Shame on the haters for using AI when there are JC fangirls ready to step up 😤

(Fuck AI and support Ruthie, I can only wish to have their talent)

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Twitter reminded me of the Sanrio collab with MDZS and I was divinely inspired :D

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Do you need someone to clean, do laundry, manage your books, your entire estate and your life while getting rid of your enemies totally by accident?

Boy, do I have the efficient, polite and dimpled solution for you!

(Two versions bc I can)

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The agonies persist and thus I produce more chengyao.

No, I don't know what's going on in here either.

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Local shufu has family meditation interrupted by little nephew's pressing question.

More at five (much to LQR's dismay)

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When it's your turn to patrol and you a short king, but luckily your sect leader is supportive :'D

Anyways, Happy Birthday, Yaoyao 🥳

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First time trying this "fast food" and the plebeians got his order wrong 🙄

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Didi knows best 😌

For day 6 of Nieyao week 2024 by @nieyaoevents. Prompts: family, kids, happy accidents