Captain Creed

Rants and raves about my obsession with nudity. Pornstar of the Week on Tuesdays. Random Girl of the Week on Wednesdays. Nude Scene of the Week on Thursdays. Celebrity of the Week on Fridays.

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Anyone wanna swap pictures (girl for girl, girl for guy, guy for girl, or guy for guy)(must be yourself or someone you know, not pictures off the internet), swap stories, or roleplay (I roleplay anything minus scat and piss), just send me a message! Please and thank you!

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Fairly Oddparents: Breaking The Rules Chapter 1 Part 1

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Concert Turn Ons

I went to a concert this weekend and it was a lot better than expected. There was a lot of cleavage and some great looking women. When I first got there, a lady that parked diagonally in front of me was bent over half in her car looking for something. A gust of wind came and blew up her dress. Unfortunately she was wearing underwear but it was an amazing site to see. After I get in the concert venue, I went to go get some beer. One of the ladies working the beer tent was wearing very short boy shorts and the bottom of her ass was hanging out and she had a great ass. I ended up going back to get beer multiple times. Unfortunately this concert didn't have any flashers but I did enjoy the other parts!

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Women in Sports

I enjoy women's sports a lot and I feel like women should be able to play on men's teams if they choose.

You may think this is going in a feminist route but it may be more sexist than feminist.

I play on a softball team for my work and there's a few women on the team. Now here's the part I enjoy about that. One of the women on my team has big boobs (I'd say probably Ds or DDs)! When she hits the ball, she runs hard to first base and her tits bounce...a lot. It's an amazing sight to see!

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Celebrity of the Week

This is my #1 all-time favorite actress and my celebrity crush!

Emma Stone (Emily Jean Stone) was born November 6, 1988 in Scottsdale, Arizona. She's 5'6" and weights 119 pounds with 32B natural boobs. Movies you may have seen her in are La La Land, The Amazing Spider-Man, and Easy A (my favorite). I unfortunately don't have any nude pictures if her because I don't think there are any.

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The Bare

Everyone's heard of Hooters and most people have probably heard of Twin Peaks. I want to take it one step further and have all nude waiter and waitress staff.

The name of my restaurant may not be the best, so if you have a better name than "The Bare" then let me know. I don't even like my own name for it but I couldn't think of off the top of my head.

When you first get to the restaurant, you'll go up to the host/hostess and let them know how many is in your group. As there is naked people in the restaurant, everyone would have to show their IDs to show that everyone is 18 or older. After that, the host will then ask what gender waiter/waitress the group would like (yes, girls will have the option to have a naked man serve them). You will then be seated.

After being seated, your waiter/waitress will show up and take your order as usual. All the food and drinks on the menu will hopefully have sneaky names involving nudity (Ex - The Breast Chicken Sandwich. Breast for boobs obviously but also because people who eat chicken know that the breast is one part of the chicken).

The food will be prepared by fully clothed cook staff due to sanitary reasons and will be covered royalty style so the waiters/waitresses can bring them out while they're still nude. The food will be set on your table and you will have to remove the covers and dinner is served.

Unfortunately, no photography will be permitted but with a gracious tip, I'm sure your waiter/waitress will allow you to go to a secluded area and take a picture with them.

Also, men will be men and if your waiter ends up getting an erection, he will finish what he's doing and rest a little in the back room. If he can't get rid of his erection (without jerking off or having sex) another person will come out and ask if you would like a new waiter or if you're fine with your waiter having an erection.

Would you go to this restaurant? I know I would (obviously, I came up with the idea).

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This weekend was very exciting!

On Friday, my wife and I went to Wal-Mart and as we were walking in, we were behind this chick in tight black tights. As I take a closer look I can see she's wearing cheetah print panties through her tights. After she's far enough out of ear shot, I ask my wife, "Did you see her cheetah print underwear?" She's says, "Damnit, I didn't" and then we end up walking the whole store to find this chick so she can see her panties. Yoga pants/tights were one of the greatest things ever created!

Saturday, we went to a small gathering and there was one girl there with an amazing ass. I found out later that this is the same girl that had been caught on camera at her school giving some guy a blowjob. After that, I could stop picturing her naked!

Finally, Sunday night we had a little grill out and one of my wife's best friends comes over wearing tights. Again, my mind is telling me "You need to sneak some pictures". So what do I do, end up getting about 8 pictures of this great ass!

Question of the day: If a law was passed saying clothes were optional, would you start being naked all day, every day no matter what you were doing?

Me - I think I would wait to see how many people were doing it and if it were a good amount, I would!

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Obsession

I'm obsessed with nudity! Boobs, ass, being naked, etc. Nudity is on my mind almost 24/7.

Every morning when I wake up, I go to thefappening.so website. Whenever I'm driving and I see a good looking female I tap my index finger and thumb together two times to tell my self "Damn, she's hott. I'd love to see her nude". I have a Flickr account that has thousands of pictures of naked women (and some men), some are of women I know but most are celebrities, nude scenes from movies or tv shows, or just random girls from other members on Flickr or other sites. I always find myself, when I'm at home, just grabbing my dick or touching it. I work with a couple girls that whenever they walk by I'm looking at their ass or tits. I sneak pictures of girls wearing short skirts or short shorts.

I have a best friend that I talk to about this stuff but sometimes I feel like I'm too much for him. I'm married and I just need somewhere I can get it all out so I don't get in trouble and this seems like a good spot. Some may say I'm a perv but if there's anyone else out there like me, let me know and we can be in this together.